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It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is â you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!
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I appreciate that you included Salacia but not Charon â really threading the needle pedantry-wise there.
You hear the quote "they move millions in dark money to preserve their power and turn us against each other" and think it's from Nazi Germany or the KKK, but no! It's mayor of the most Jewish city in the diaspora Zohran Mamdani!
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Throwing firebombs at Jews gathering to raise awareness for the suffering of other Jews isn't antisemitism. Calling AIPAC "dark money" when it discloses its donors and saying it "turns us against each other" isn't antisemitic. Chanting "khaybar khaybar ya yahood" isn't antisemitic. Yelling "fucking Jew pricks" at random pedestrians isn't antisemitic. Shooting up a Chanukah party isn't antisemitic. Deliberately drawing on tropes about Jews and money and political influence for votes isn't antisemitic. Telling a Jewish American politician he serves "Israeli masters" isn't antisemitic. The only two antisemitic things that have happened in the last eighty years are Elon Musk's Nazi salute and Harry Potter Goblin. Wow! Incredible!
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The Israeli army revealed on Friday that it had discovered an Iranian-financed and -designed Hezbollah tunnel in the heart of Majdal Zoun in
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Is it wrong for Iran to want to have nuclear weapons? Israel has them - why don't they need to denuclearise if we talk about peace?
Anon is saying: Israel has them, therefore it's unfair to deny the Iranian regime the nuclear weapons it seeks.
The fairness argument sounds intuitive until you ask what 'fair' actually means in a world where states have different intentions, different records, and different legal obligations
In geopolitics, morality isn't about ensuring everyone has the same toys. It's about harm reduction.
If you apply a consistent moral principle like "it is wrong for a state to explicitly call for the mass murder of another people," the deceptively simplistic fairness assertion falls apart.
Iran's regime hangs protesters from cranes, murders ~40,000 of its citizens in a couple days, and routinely calls for genocide of another people...which makes it awkward to argue they should have the most destructive weapons in human history bEcAuSe FaIrNeSs.
This isn't a rational argument, let alone a moral one.
Which of these is not like the others?
The US's nuclear deterrence threat: "Don't attack us with nukes or we'll take you with us"
France's/UK's nuclear deterrence threat: "Don't attack us with nukes or we'll take you with us."
Israel's nuclear deterrence intent: "Don't wipe us out, or we'll take you with us"
The Iranian regime's explicit, publicly-stated intent for their weapons: "Death to Israel".
The Islamic Republic has made "Death to Israel" and the destruction of the Jewish state a core pillar of its identity for nearly 50 years. It funds proxies like Hezbollah and Hamas on the basis of this shared, explicitly genocidal goal.
When a regime that regularly executes its own citizens for protesting and that calls for the erasure of another country wants nukes, the world sees a high-risk actor shaped by an apocalyptic theological faction whose doctrine holds that engineering chaos accelerates the return of the Mahdi. It's an actual operational framework that treats civilizational catastrophe as a goal.
No country officially supports Iran acquiring a bomb. No sane leader even approves of the idea in private.
Since antizionists are fond of citing internal law they haven't read, let's look at the legal angle:
Iran is a signatory to the NPT. By signing it, they legally committed to never developing nuclear weapons in exchange for access to peaceful nuclear technology. When the regime pursues a bomb, it isn't just making a weapon, it's also breaking a legal contract it chose to sign - and it has already violated the NPT repeatedly.
Israel did not sign on to the NPT and is not, therefore, bound by it.
The "fairness" framing of the Ask also ignores how Israel actually holds its weapons.
Israel has never officially admitted to having nukes - it has conducted no nuclear tests and made no announcements in a policy called amimut (opacity). The purpose of amimut is to prevent a regional arms race. A confirmed arsenal might force every neighbor to seek to match it, but an unconfirmed one deters without triggering an arms race.
Iran, by contrast, has been openly enriching uranium toward weapons-grade while chanting "Death to Israel" at state functions.
Anon's framing falsely assumes the only relevant variable is who has the weapon.
In reality, the relevant variables are (1) who holds it, (2) what they've said they'll do with it, (3) what legal obligations they've accepted, and (4) what their actual record of behavior looks like.
By every one of those measures, Israel and Iran are not comparable cases.
Pretending they're comparable and calling it a matter of fairness isn't an attempt at moral consistency - it's selective framing meant to conceal the overtly malign and dangerous intent of the regime in Iran.
This country that never threatened to nuke anyone has nukes? Why can't my favorite genocidal psychos have nukes too?

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What forensic evidence from oct 7th? didnt khamas destroy most of the evidence with missles from the helicopters they flew in on?
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I can now offer something more than expletives.
Anon, you're suggesting that Hamas helicopters flew in and launched missiles to destroy the evidence of it's crimes.
There were no helicopters. Hamas came through the fence mostly on the ground, with bulldozers and motorbikes and a few paragliders.
I can guess where the helicopter thing got into your head, because there's a whole conspiracy theory about an Apache supposedly firing on the Nova festival (which is a variation on the Hannibal Directive lie).
It's false (wrong day, miles from the site), but even the fake version is about Israeli helicopters.
You heard a debunked claim, lost track of whose helicopters it was about, and handed the imaginary air force to Hamas.
There is no shortage of evidence.
Hamas filmed it. They wore GoPros and livestreamed the massacre to their own families. The single largest source of documentation here is the gunmen's home movies.
They phoned home to brag about it.
50 likes, 11 comments - israelinboston on September 6, 2025: "On October 7, Mahmoud Afana called his parents to boast that he had murdered t
On top of that, the Civil Commission built a war crimes archive of over 10,000 photographs and video segments, 1,800+ hours of footage, and 430+ testimonies from survivors and released hostages. Even Human Rights Watch went through 280+ videos for a 236-page report. A cross-party commission of British MPs put out 318 pages of forensic evidence and open-source footage.
So the people who supposedly erased all the evidence are also the people who shot most of it and posted it online.
There's no missing evidence. There are perpetrators who filmed their own crimes, and there are Western deniers who refuse to witness it, sometimes literally.
~6,000 people including Hamas, other militant groups, and Gazan civilians burned families alive, took 251 hostages, and committed widespread torture and sexual violence on October 7.
We know that happened because they filmed themselves doing it, they livestreamed it, they called their families to brag about it, they celebrated it in Gaza, their leaders praised it and promised to repeat it.
They want the credit for their massacre.
Denying them that credit takes either shameful, willful ignorance or open sympathy for people who are loudly, consistently proud of what they did.
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A ToI review finds obituaries published by Hamas and Islamic Jihad in recent weeks include several figures previously identified as press; w
For the past three years, people around the world have scolded the IDF for killing journalists, then dismissed the IDFâs assertion they were members of militant groups. When it turns out the IDF was right, they either quietly delete them from their lists, or stick to their guns even though the âcivilian journalistâ has been claimed by Hamas or PIJ
Europeans who are actively benefitting from the stolen property of Jews, turning around and calling Israel illegitimate and irredeemably evil for "stealing land" sure are something to behold
This is how I know antizionism is about persecuting Jews, btw. Because if it wasn't, you would see antizionists hounding European countries to return all of the property and wealth they stole from Holocaust survivors as passionately as they harass random diaspora Jews

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I don't know what it's like in other countries, but in my country (The Netherlands) alot of holocaust memorials are being defaced and destroyed. Some people claim they do it because they want to show their support to Palestine, apparently some others find that understandable or say it's a nuanced situation.
It's not "understandable" and it's not a "nuanced situation". It's antisemitic. Those who say anything along the lines of "it's nuanced" are making the world less safe for Jewish people.
Defacing holocaust memorials is antisemitic. This shouldn't be this difficult.
An argument I've seen for defacing holocaust memorials is that its about raising awareness.
And like, idk. Maybe rent a billboard? Put up posters. Pay for a social media ad. Actually organize for once and do a flash mob to raise awareness.
Because you do not have to deface a memorial dedicated to jewish trauma to raise awareness for palestinians. You do not need to put down jews to uplift Palestinians. And vice versa too but this is about antisemitism so the focus isn't on that.
"Oh but the israeli government didn't learn their lesson from the holocaust"
Cunt it was a genocide not school.
And the israeli government is not affected by a defaced holocaust memorial, the local jewish population is. If its about israel and its actions in Gaza and not jews, do something that affects the Israeli government, not local jews.
The only thing theyâre raising awareness of is their animosity towards Jews.
If the "Gaza holocaust" was actually real, the first in line for solidarity with Holocaust victims would be the pro-Palestine camp
i feel like "feminist" anti-kink sentiment is very tail-wagging-the-dog. like male doms playing out bdsm scenes of abuse are not oppressing their female subs that's acting. you're mad at acting. you're those aliens from galaxy quest. same with fearmongering about "booktok". however an eroticized version of patriarchal dynamics being a popular kink DOES speak to the pervasiveness of sexism, bc eroticizing the oppression is a way of coping with living under it. it's women creating a fantasy world where men being menacing to them is sexy and not scary like it is irl, or where it is still scary but in the fun way like a horror movie bc you can tap out at any time by using a safe word or putting the book down. acting like this sort of kink is oppressing women is like if you assumed the thermometer controlled the weather outside. it might be depressing to look at the thermometer and see the impact of climate change, but it's not the thermometer's fault
"eroticizing the oppression is a way of coping with living under it"
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