pebble

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

Calm down jojo

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

World Heritage Post

The thing about weaponized incompetence is that it's a very rude and cruel thing to do to a partner or friend but it is an extremely funny and cool thing to do to your boss at work

happy stab his ass wednesday everyone

stab his ass harder hes still breathing cmon guys do better

Girls shoot their shot by including you in their fake scenarios in their head before bed

#jesus.#orpheus and eurydice#as a poem#using a poll#this is probably the greatest exploitation of mediums i have ever seen op#every reader has the chance to become part of the text by voting#not the subtext#the TEXT#and i love me some ephemeral works in concept#you had to be here for this one week#and then the text is locked#(barring any edits to the original post of course)#and i just think that's so beautiful#beauty springs from the simplest things viewed askew#and all you need is a poll that accepts long enough strings (via couchcrusader)