id rather be cringe than mean ≽^•༚• ྀིྀ≼

Ok so the line was “crazy fucks” (according to Paramount) but then everyone heard it as faggots because that makes more sense contextually and grammatically and so Paramount had to get on Twitter and apologize and I’m WHEEZING

I do love that, by bleeping out the swear, they make it sound potentially way more offensive than it would if she'd just been allowed to say "fucks"

fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

Oh well none of my business

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn