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Stop calling the witch-queen "cunty". She has an undead army from the depths of hell.

Knights and wizards can absolutely get along, but you must ensure they have enough space. The knight needs to exercise and make noise, while the wizard needs a safe place to retreat to and obsess over artifacts. Introducing them through a baby gate so they can smell each other is ideal.

Always vaccinate and microchip your knights before sending them out to quests. You never know where they will end up.

If you find a stray squire, try to observe them for a time before bringing them to a shelter. Sometimes the knight is still around but left the squire hidden for a moment to hunt dragons or undergo a trial. A squire's best chance to thrive is to be adopted with their knight, unless said knight turns out to be feral.

Step aside, ma'am. We are Knight Protective Services. Yes, we do have a warrant. Let's see, insufficient courtyard space. No squire to be seen. When was the last time this knight has gone on a quest? Oh, good Lord, look at this, George. Rusty armor and no rondel for close combat. Just sad. Do you think a knight is a toy, lady? Yeah, we'll be taking them with us. You can appeal the decision, but don't get your hopes up. See you in court, then. Not that court.