It Could Be Hard to Explain...

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

reblog if its friday and you made it

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

i love this website

reblog to sauté the horrors

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

one of my fave things about tumblr is when we all become obsessed with a piece of media, like Dracula by Bram Stoker, or Goncharov by Martin Scorsese

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

pesto is a little green goop that makes you go crazy 

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

and shes like “yeah, its Professor A”

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A’s desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

date of origin: 2015

This is the essential basis of post-scarcity anarchism, finally making a comeback, it’s about time. hot damn.

The future is not equally distributed, but the time is coming sooner and sooner. Automation will unlock the leisure that every citizen of the world deserves.

*puts you in my pocket and leaves you in my pocket and accidentally puts you in the washing machine but you live through it and now youre cleaner * ohhh im so sorry lol

What if Walter and Jesse did this instead