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not my monkeys and not my circus but everyone seems so terrible at monkey maintenance that it kind of feels like i have to do something y’know. lowkey worried about the monkeys’ welfare

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lavenderprose

Shane in the locker room of any given All Star Game after he and Ilya get married and are playing on opposing teams for the weekend: If we don't beat those guys I will actually spend the rest of my life thinking about it. This is your only chance to prove to me that you belong in the NHL. This is not a friendly game, this is a grudge match to the death. I want you all to lock in like you have never fucking locked in--

Meanwhile, Ilya: Woohoo boys let's play some fucking hockey [Timber by Pitbull blasting at full volume]

Cliff Marleau, probably: Hollander's gonna kill you in cold blood, man.

Ilya: Cliff. Cliff let me look in your eyes when I say this. I know. I will enjoy it very much. My night ends the same whether I win or lose, Marley. Anyway. [Song switches to Party Rock Anthem] LET'S MAKE THEM WORK FOR IT BOYS. WOO

Cliff: Dude what is this playlist.

Ilya: It is called 'Prom Night 2013.' Was a good year for me, Marley.

andhumanslovedstories

There's something about lazily studying Mandarin Chinese that's made language learning seem far more approachable. It would be cool to be fluent one day, but I've always been clear with myself that I don't have an actual goal with this besides maintaining a streak in my language app for a certain amount of days. I can quit whenever I want, which is remarkably good at making me not quit. Sometimes I have days where I study Chinese for hours because I'm having a good time, but mostly I'm lazily plucking at this language for sometimes literally a one minute a day. After a year of doing that, even though Chinese is so difficult and different from English, it turns out I can still get from knowing absolutely nothing to knowing slightly more than nothing in a pretty short period. An incredible jump in knowledge with not that much work. In fact, the gap between English and Chinese is so vast that microscopic progress feels incredible. When I have to write out literally any pinyin by memory, and I get 75% of the letters and none of the tones correct, I feel like a genius. Today I almost spelled 音乐会/yīnyuèhuì correctly on my first try, and I wanted to call everyone over to see how I effortlessly nailed two-thirds of it.

It's much more encouraging than any of the "easier" languages I've studied. My primary emotion when studying Spanish was embarrassment that I was still so bad at Spanish. Meanwhile, now I'm like, "If I can suck at Chinese, I can suck at anything," which is very inspirational because doing something really, really badly means that you are in fact doing it. I saw an ad for Hebrew language learning course and had the realization that I could probably get really, really, really, really bad at Hebrew in what, a couple months? The thought made me very excited. I could get horrendous at any language in a couple months. I could get horrendous at anything. With a little time and not that much effort, I could nail two-thirds of shooting a basketball. The sky's the limit, but if you don't care about getting all the way up there, one inch off the ground can still be pretty impressive.

onedirectionforever

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

onedirectionforever

turns out i am gay

monsieurenjlolras

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

mywitchcultblr

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

adreamthatsworthkeeping

thebirdkiwi

he was a llama

fritextramole

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

lilysaus-reblogs

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

trainsgenderfoxgirl2816

we should bring back the directional (Locative) Adverbs: Hither, Hence, Thither, Thence, Whither, Whence, Yonder, and Yons

lets go through the meanings to better

Hither means to here, so come hither means come to here to this place

Hence means from here, from this place (hence its other meaning of from this idea to another)

Whither means to where? what is the place it is going?

Whence means from What or Where? from where something came (go back whence you came)

Thither means to there, to that place (go thither and do your task)

Thence means to That or there, Thither is the place they will go

Yonder means to Yond (Yond is a form of There but for distance) so it means to that place far away

Yons means from that place far away, from Yence it shall go

unfortunately a couple of these have been rendered superfluous by Grammatical shifts and To deletion, but they are useful for writing if you want to sound cool

Yonder is also fun because its not a native English one its a borrowing from Old Norse hence why it has a different form

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insectling

a girl and her watermelon piece

insectling

oh i'm happy that people enjoyed looking at this animal with me.. it's fun to be nice to an animal and with bugs it's often more okay to do than with other animals since it's unlikely you will socialize them to humans to their detriment.

Watermelon piece is a good offering towards any adult wasp, but being a mud dauber she is a great wasp to observe, since they are not very aggressive and their sting is not too bad. I waited until she was a little more hydrated and started grooming herself to remove her from the house, since she was visibly quite dusty i knew it would be the next thing she would want to do.

a really funny behavior was that although she was completely content to be observed by humans, she saw an ant on the counter and got visibly upset, which is understandable since an ant wants to eat a weak bug a lot more than humans do. I removed the ant to keep her from getting too stressed out. she was so mad about the ant and even though it makes sense i thought it was pretty funny since wasps can tell who humans are. she knew we were hanging out and that part was fine, but an ant is just too much!! eventually i put her and her fruit outside.

pangur-and-grim

trying to couch nap but they’re observing me

madicham

I wanted to draw them

my-artblog-is-ssjumi

their shapes are compelling

alpa-the-internet-cowboy

are we simplifying them or something

sparethedreamer

Am I doing this right?

trickstertime

Get hand carved into brass, idiots

yossyislandd

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

transhuman-priestess

[scribbling in a notebook] The…xenomorph…is an…example of…a parasitoid…organism.

yossyislandd

yes

yossyislandd

that being said landlords are parasitoids

obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062

kitchikishangout

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

zyzscribbles

Important question

awkwardbirdsdreaming

Okay but I think these two are onto something

verbrannt74

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

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watasnak

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

aflo

Settlers of catan

thesevenumbrellas

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

lafactoriadelmeme

Con sonido! 🔈🔉🔊

abadbowlofsoup

The face of a woman regretting the music lessons.

cipheramnesia

This is fairly close to the relationship I had with my mom.

adamsmasher

i love those little moments where her face lights up because the joy of the joke far outweighs how sick of it she is. like the moment with the star wars music? *chef’s kiss*

perfect-jerry-blossom

i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME

perfect-jerry-blossom

THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh

also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying 💀 i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism

firebreathingeli

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

mordication

i do bite my thumb, sir

firebreathingeli

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

mordication

is the law on our side if i say ay?

firebreathingeli

mordication

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

firebreathingeli

Do you quarrel, sir?

mordication

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

firebreathingeli

No better

mordication

well, sir

firebreathingeli

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

mordication

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

firebreathingeli

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.

shakespearean-corrector

correct and beautiful

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shower-raccoon

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

shower-raccoon

don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

thirdman000

I missed BOTH of them.

shower-raccoon

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

god-of-not-so-good-ideas

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

shower-raccoon

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

shower-raccoon

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

cyrannus95

missed it, scheduling for the next one on may 20 next year

shower-raccoon

oh shit, it's 5/20/25, 52025, palindrome day

worst-egirl

fucking hate time zones, never find out about this shit until the day after

the-name-was-lost

62026

beaft

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

beaft

while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

beaft

third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

beaft

@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

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