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i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

to have a parent like this

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

he sounds like an anime villain

this is just the guy from that game slave 2 episode of invader zim

oh my god

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Is that why I only think chapstick and mouthwash work if they burn? Because of Catholic?

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

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"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

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white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

via queenofattolia: #stephen king said he's insane: most damning sentence ever written