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"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

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white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

via queenofattolia: #stephen king said he's insane: most damning sentence ever written

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

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benny feldman's the man who gave us 'it's just a joke dude. and the joke is just rooted in ideas. that i'm enforcing' and also 'it's just a joke dude. it's just one of the most digestible and powerful forms of persuasive rhetoric my guy'. he posts a lot of his one-liner sets online. he's a very good person to check on occasionally if you're interested in the philosophy of humour.

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

if you read romances and think “no one is that oblivious in real life” i have some news for you my friend

god. kings.

So sweet and funny

This just made my day!

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20