tyring to write?

Tenth Doctor

10/10 (hehe)

Perfect slut. Fucked the Virgin Queen. Snogged Madame de Pompadour. Flirts with everyone.

Casanova

1000/10

World’s Greatest Lover. A sub. I don’t think this one needs too much explanation.

Peter Vincent

10000/10

Only wears leather. Shirtless half the movie. Kissed Anton Yelchin for no reason (okay I would too). Had a bunch of vampires crawling all over him in a slutty manner. Had fake vampire ladies crawling all over him for his tv show. Lives in Las Vegas.

Alec Hardy

1/10

Not a slut, but I’m giving him 1 point for when he awkwardly asked the hotel lady if she wanted to “stay with him” one night.

Peter Carlisle

100/10

Cuckolded David Morrissey. Sang and fucked at the same time. A lot of slutty dancing and singing. Slutty cop.

Scrooge McDuck

1000000000/10

Where do you think he actually got all that cash🤔. Has a money fetish. Got a tail that just won’t stop.

Hamlet

Always three seconds away from fucking either Horatio or Ophelia depending on the scene.  He knew exactly what he was doing when he picked those outfits

100/10

Richard II

Kissed not one, but two (2) men, and was surrounded by a heard of boy toys.  Nails and hair always on point.  Those robes were Gucci

1,000/10

Benedick

JORTS

10,000/10

Crowley

His thighs give off the same energy as a college girl who got wasted off of three (3) Smirnoff Ices and tried to teach the only gay guys at the party how to drop ass in heels secretly hoping that one of them will make out with her... And that's just his thighs

I mean...

Gorgeous.

But also...

GORGEOUS

Literal text (notice the naked man in Tony’s bed):

A male (!) villain insinuating Tony can’t resist him (because of his “playboy” reputation, which is a big “hmm”):

This speaks for itself:

Tony waxes poetic about Steve’s attractiveness:

Actually Tony calls Steve handsome a lot; it’s kind of a thing:

Oh and that time Namor called out Tony for sleeping with Madame Masque (after Tony said she looked like Doctor Doom) and Tony trying to swerve the convo:

That time the media was openly suspecting Tony Stark was HIV positive (this is from a comic in 1992 when AIDs was still thought of as a disease that primarily afflicted gay/bisexual men):

Tony is so obviously bi, T'Challa knew.

Also added by @i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch, implications Tony and Rhodey were/are more than friends:

And I forgot to add this classic. A gutter note during the development of Iron Man vol 3 implied Tiberius and Tony had slept together (given their relationship was very much portrayed like them having been exes, this isn’t a shocker). (Link to @whatjanesays‘s blog who originally posted these images)

Plus some more^^

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

In your darkest hour,

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

*opens a doc*

me: ok brain now let’s write

my brain:

reblog if you believe bi people deserve to have a space and voice.

reblog if you recognize the specific struggles that no people go through.

reblog if you know bi people are more than “half gay, half straight”.

reblog if you believe bi rights and representation aren’t just “catering to straight people.”

reblog if you see us.