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More of You, I Love
Summary: Loki transforms into you while you have your back turned away. And he falls in love all over again. [WC 711][Ao3]
Request: @samanddeansannoyingsis Loki shifting to look like reader and just loving how soft and plush she is. Always wrapped up in her little sweaters and leggings. And suddenly he understands how beautiful she is.
Warnings: fluff, supportive loki
Loki had meant for it to be a joke. A harmless little trick. That was how it started, anyway.
You had wandered off to the kitchen in one of your usual cozy outfits—an oversized sweater that fell off one shoulder and soft leggings that hugged your legs. The Avengers Tower was quiet that afternoon, most of the team gone on missions or errands.
And Loki… well. Loki was bored. So naturally, mischief followed. A shimmer of green magic flickered around him in the hallway mirror as he altered his form. Not into Captain America. Not into Thor. Not into some intimidating warrior prince. No. Into you.
soulmate first words au where Simon grew up with the words “oh my god, please, don’t.” plastered across his arm in dark black ink. since the moment he could read, he’d been terrified of what that meant. he’d heard those words from him mother enough times when his dad came home drunk and swinging fists towards anything that moved, he’d heard them in back alleys while undercover, some poor woman being groped by a man twice her size, and he’d even heard it once or twice from the poor fucker he’d put a bullet in after interrogations gone wrong. Every time he flinches, wondering if that was his one shot at something good he’d just killed in cold blood. Fitting, for a bastard like him, or so he told himself.
It wasn’t until a night off with the team in some sweaty, sticky bar that he runs into you. As much as he tries to ignore the girl on a shitty date who keeps pushing the man’s hands off her ass and fake laughing at his boring jokes, it grates at him for reasons he can quite grasp. Later, he’ll catch the tail end of a screaming match outside the bar. One that has your date storming off, and you sinking onto the grimy concrete in your nicest outfit. He’ll watch from the shadows, flicking the ash off a cigarette before finally saying, “Want me to kill him for ya?” and when your eyes shoot up to the stranger in disbelief he tacks on, “free of charge.”
He almost can’t make it out through your laughter, wet with lingering tears. “oh my god, please, don’t.” you chuckle, “i wouldn’t last a day in prison.” between the burning on his arm, exactly where those dreaded words are, and the way the air feels like it’s been punched straight from his lungs, simon can’t muster up a reply fast enough.
You, on the other hand, have a smile slowly forming as you rub your own burning mark. “Do you know how worried my parents were when they saw what this said? They put me in preemptive therapy and everything. Thought I’d end up in a gang or something.” The man reaches a hand out, offering to help you stand. “You’re not are you? In a gang I mean?”
Another puff of smoke leaves his lips in what you think might have been the beginning of a laugh. “No, military. Close enough, though.”
Dusting yourself off, you sneak a closer look at the shadowed stranger. your soulmate, a voice inside flutters with childish glee. “Well damn, there go all my mob wife aspirations.”
He sighs, and steps closer to you, just within the light of a flickering street lamp. Now, you can make out his features. Scars cover every inch of exposed skin, twisting and mangling what might have once been a fair face. Under your gaze, he waits cautiously, “Sorry to disappoint.” A double meaning you catch immediately.
You motion back to the bar the both of you had been in earlier, then close your fingers around his with a tug, “Make it up to me, then?”
Me ruining my sleep schedule by staying up every night to read fanfiction

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girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'
There's a crazy tradition at the coffee shop you work at. New employees get a bucket of coffee dumped on their heads before they come in the door. Most times it's taken in stride–you laughed hysterically when it happened to you–though some people have quit on the spot because not everyone likes being soaked in dark roast Arabica at six-thirty in the morning.
However, you've all made a terrible mistake. For the first time ever, a nonhuman has been hired to work at the shop. Not just any nonhuman, a moth hybrid! You realize the problem too late, and before you can even open your mouth, the poor hybrid has been doused with the bucket of coffee.
Fooled Around and Fell in Love
*btw I stole this idea from Guardians of the Galaxy iykyk*
“You halted our departure for… this?” Loki’s eyebrow quirks up and he points to the iPod in your hand. It’s only about the size of a thumb and green with a metal clip on the back. It has one button and technically, it a toggle. You nod and put one earbud in your ear as Fooled Around and Fell in Love plays through the auxiliary earbuds.
I have this habit with my boyfriend where I softly call him pet names, just because. Simply cause I love knowing he exists.
And I'm sure many people do that as well.
A soft "hey~", "baby~", "мило~", just to get their attention and say nothing.
So let's CoD-ify it.
How the CoD men respond when you softly call out to them... just because
Simon "Ghost" Riley
You go:
“Baby~”
His automatic response:
“Yeah?”
You:
“Nothing. I just like saying it.”
And you continue:
“Hey~” “Love~” “Baby~”
He doesn’t stop what he’s doing as you call him, but you’ll notice:
his shoulders loosen
his voice gets lower when he answers
his replies get shorter but warmer
Eventually he'll say:
“…You done?”
But he’s smiling.
He pretends to be mildly inconvenienced, but this absolutely grounds him.
It’s white noise affection, and Simon loves white noise.
Later, when you stop, he’ll be the one who suddenly says:
“Oi.”
Just to get you to answer.
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[ The Avengers - "Bird Theory" Reactions ]
Based off that TikTok trend of telling your partner you saw a bird
Steve:
As you come back from patrol, you sit down next to him on the couch.
"How'd it go?" he asks with a mix of his usual concern and curiosity.
"Nothing interesting," you smile, "Except I saw a bird."
"A bird?" he leans in with more interest, smiling softly. You always noticed the little things. It was one of his favorite things about you. "A pigeon or something more interesting?"
"A pigeon," you shrugged, "I gave it the rest of my fries."
"Of course you did," he smiled back at you, "Your heart's even too big even when it comes to pigeons."
A few days later, the two of you take a walk in Brooklyn, where he makes sure to buy some extra fries after.
Natasha:
"Anything important noted on patrol?" she asks, not even looking up from her paperwork.
"Yes," you nodded forcing yourself to keep the most serious tone you could muster, "I saw a bird."

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the right people hear you differently.
jan 4 “here’s another curse. may all your bacon burn.” written for january jumble scribbles | masterlist here ! fandom: loki (marvel) | pairing: loki/gn!reader tags: dramatic loki, patient reader | tw/cw: none - ask to tag | word count: 299!!!
"what was that?" you ask.
you had heard him just fine the first time, even over the quiet sizzle of the frying pan.
but you were generous, already two cups of coffee into the morning, and figured there was no harm in offering him a chance to rephrase what was already said.
"i said, here's another curse: may all your bacon burn."
you open your mouth. close it. furrow your brows as if to try to make sense at his doubling down.
"honey. the bacon is for you," you reply, taking your eyes off of the pan to cast a sidelong glance his way. "and the kitchen isn't cursed to begin with."
he sips his coffee, as if it's the perfect response.
"are you mad because some eggshells fell in?"
"no."
"loki."
"i was trying to help. i was betrayed by poultry."
you sniff, trying to hide the laughter at how genuinely he felt wronged after cracking eggs to scramble. "it was a valiant effort."
loki makes a pathetic sound. a whine, or a groan; it's hard to narrow down. he pushes himself off of the counter he was leaning against, stepping into your space in front of the stove top.
you don't mind meeting him in the middle. not when the morning was still so quiet.
placing the tongs to the side of the stove, and being careful to not disrupt the pan, you lean back, enough to brush against his chest. loki slides his arms around you, immediately swooping into the invitation.
a few moments pass, and you let loki's bruised ego soothe.
"take it back," you say, once you feel the tension ease out of his body.
loki hums, pressing a kiss to the crown of your head.
"i take it back. may your bacon flourish."
TMI just means Tell Me Immediately. Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻♀️
Mutuals i am grabbing you like this after hearing a suspicious noise and carrying you to a safer location

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John "keep it professional, sergeant." Price who insists on keeping his work and personal life strictly separated. Nevermind the fact he's married to his job and refuses to acknowledge the matching bands on your hands while on base. You make the mistake of calling him 'babe' during a meeting and get lectured about professionalism and safety for two hours. He loves you immensely, but he refuses to let it affect your jobs.
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Simon "your callsign should be mutt lol." Riley who is just as married to his job but knows there's no way to keep it separate....this does lead to him openly flirting with you over comms and making wildly in appropriate jokes or groping you in front of others. You don't mind, but you swear he'll get written up if he tries to fuck you in prices office again.