More Than Just Another Arrogant Asshole Pothead

the ideal relationship is a sexy beautiful woman and a skeleton riding a motorcycle and his head is on fire and he has a gun

I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

Siblings that chose fire and ice magic respectively

This scene was on point. Love this show. 

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

That’s amazing.

At first I was like this is fake … I was wrong for the first time ever

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

Modern poetry at its finest

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..