Good Morning

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

If you like blame! for the vibes you will really like bleak faith: forsaken since it's basically like the blame walking simulator with dark souls gameplay... seriously the level design, architecture feel is the same as reading the manga you'll love it

i don’t understand why several people have said to me “even if you dislike her music you have to admit taylor swift is a marketing genius” as if that’s something i’m seriously meant to value in my songwriters

we used to call these people sellouts

The fuck you mean "used to"?

No, but I do wanna see the Stalker film they loosely based off of Roadside Picnic

Do it, the grapes are desperate, and Dionysius demands that the wine flows freely

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

If nothing else, here's something cute

i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal

like his name isn’t hommunity service or something

The public consensus here seems to be "attempt to conquer Rome"

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

Love how the only "stumps" they can find are in the bowl of an entire sea that spilled into the ocean, must be a coincidence, and definitely not SIMPLE FUCKING EROSION

Nobody apologized for how they treated me they just blamed me for how I reacted

Constantinople

my power just blinked god really doesn't want me to make the lancer sex tier list

The Think Tank didn't get blown up by RA then invent gravity manipulation just so you could call the Iskander vanilla

Also, the Goblin, a mech that famously mostly tells other mechs what to do all day every day, does not have sub vibes.

"Eject your power cores for me slut"

Also Viceroy pilot is literally a lesbian icon idk how she ended up in the homophobic tier

I have some issues with this tier list

The misplacement of thr BALOR has me in tears, you think the nanoswarm that knows your every inch isn't gonna be fun as hell? Are you high?

i deliberated between creating a slimegirl tier just for the balor, balor variant, and white witch, but i eventually decided to just, put the balor there because it is an electric fireball

do you know what a shitpost is my guy

Do you??

my power just blinked god really doesn't want me to make the lancer sex tier list

The Think Tank didn't get blown up by RA then invent gravity manipulation just so you could call the Iskander vanilla

Also, the Goblin, a mech that famously mostly tells other mechs what to do all day every day, does not have sub vibes.

"Eject your power cores for me slut"

Also Viceroy pilot is literally a lesbian icon idk how she ended up in the homophobic tier

I have some issues with this tier list

The misplacement of thr BALOR has me in tears, you think the nanoswarm that knows your every inch isn't gonna be fun as hell? Are you high?

i deliberated between creating a slimegirl tier just for the balor, balor variant, and white witch, but i eventually decided to just, put the balor there because it is an electric fireball

I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me

Bringing this back in a general way to remind people who might be considering breaking rules that maybe not telling strangers you are about to break some rules might be wise. Because you do not know where that information is going to end up

When I still had an active security clearance, I had to beg people to please not tell me when they did illegal shit. Do not make me, with my unreasonably good memory, have to choose between you and my livelihood if someone asks me about crimes. Do Not put me in that position when I am telling you I am subject to polygraphs and I'm supposed to be a mandatory reporter. Don't do that to me. Don't do that to anyone who hasn't volunteered to be part of your crimes. Not everyone is going to agree with your principled stand, and even if we do some of us are all that stands between our loved ones and homelessness.