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New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

Hey I'm going to rhe storeDoUWantMe I mean do u need anything

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

Dale Cooper's misogyny is an interesting aspect of his character that I don't see discussed a ton. I'll have to do like a big Coop analysis once I'm done with the show.

yea well im possessed and its yours

i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared

straight albert is a tulpa

straight albert tulpa, the albert of the return who is noticeably miserable and no longer his witty catty self, was created following season 2 due to the trauma of losing his unrequited love cooper first to another man (harry) & then the supernatural forces of twin peaks in the finale, & due to the heteropatriarchal institution of the FBI, embodied by hetslop gourmet deputy director cole, forcing him back into the closet