Dec 31, 2025
dale cooper is older than albert rosenfield. never forget this
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dale cooper is older than albert rosenfield. never forget this
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maybe it’s too #problematic but consider the implications of bob-possessed-dale x albert . it’s haunting me lately. ok gnight
we should care more about albert. We Should Care More About Albert
albert rosenfield ftm
sometime early this morning in 1989, albert rosenfield wished to examine laura palmer’s body more thoroughly than the previous coroner. sheriff harry truman punched him.
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thinking about rosendale hooking up before meeting formally at work… but when they meet professionally dale just acts like it was a completely casual thing and doesn’t even pursue albert at first. and really, it was casual!! but the intimacy they shared that night was different than a typical hookup, more personal. there’s just this lingering tension for god knows how long, with albert being bitter and confrontational with cooper at all times, until the dam finally breaks (because these men cannot communicate for their lives!)
can we lock in on transmasc albert
what kind of music do you think albert would listen to 🎤
wellllll according to the final dossier, albert canonically listens to jazz and has multiple records! in addition, i think he’d be a fan of prog rock… particularly brian eno, genesis, pink floyd… and if we wanna piggyback off my punk albert headcanon, some 70s punk bands as well: television, joy division…