Surface Concept

“A revolutionary neglecting his own son in favor of building an empire, then descending into madness after his political opponents force him into hiding, then bombing the nation he fought to create rather than see it overrun with corruption, and then forcing his own father to stab him to death amongst the rubble of their former home, eventually driving his son to suicide” sounds like the plot of some obscure, esoteric Russian novel. But no. Minecraft.

They don’t teach you this in school but in the seventies the storks that deliver babies started to talk about unionizing but luckily Bruce Springsteen invented sex just in time so we didn’t have to deal with all that let’s all say thank you Bruce

having a queer friend group in middle school with have you thinking shit like I gotta get into Steven Universe

Every single day some armchair socialist comes on here and rewrites the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and expects to get a Nobel peace prize and an interview with Malala get out of my face I’m so serious

Ohhhhh my god u wrote 14 text posts on tumblr today about the inevitability of violent proletariat revolution? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Malcolm X?

people on tumblr treat serotonin, dopamine, black mold, and testosterone like the four humors