humanity's eleventh hour

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

"lord of the rings: the hunt for gollum" literally sounds like a fake movie that would be made up as a joke on 30 rock. but it's real and coming to a theater near you

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

Paddington needs to be in a zoo

he needs to be left in an industrial processor overnight. then when our "tuna" begins to taste faintly of marmalade.. 👀 hmm. we will know