Got any headcannons on ozglyn if you're interested? Also ps, I love your blog, especially when it's about ozpin. Thanks for sticking up for him
Hell yeah defending Oz! šAnd hmm⦠ozglyn headcannons. Here, have some hastily written stupidity:Ā
Ozpin, considering heās old as balls, maintains a number of manners and traditions that have fallen out of style at best and are seen as borderline offensive at worst. It used to rub Glynda the wrong way, until she realized that Ozpin didnāt hold open doors or shed his coat because he thought she was some delicate thing in need of protection (heād have to be a fool to believe that anyway). It was literally just how heād been taught to show appreciation. And then later, affection and intimacy. She might not need any of his silly little formalities, but thereās something to be said for a man who pays you such close attention and values your company so highly that he intends to treat that gift appropriately.Ā
Glynda can 100% kick Ozpinās ass in hand-to-hand. He might have magic on his side, but the reach of a cane has made him iffy about closer combat and Glynda was never the sort of fool to rely on her semblance alone. Thereās really nothing better than humiliating him in a private training session⦠and then making up for it by accidentally coming out of that flip wrong and landing in his lapā¦Ā
As headmistress one of Glyndaās duties is to produce daily reports for Beacon. Otherwise the school would fall into chaos without a strict, inhumanly organized itinerary of everything that has happened and everything that needed to be done in response. After the Fall she still makes a report. Every day. Glynda bundles them safely in her desk drawer and wonders exactly how long she plans to keep this going with no one to turn them in to. Every day she decides to answer that question later.Ā
Ozpin is a Tired Insomniac who sometimes thinks heād sell whatās left of his soul for a weekāa few days evenāof consistent sleep. Admittedly though, things have gotten better since he and Glynda moved in together. Oh, he doesnāt sleep more, but now he has a treasured way to spend the formerly empty time. Hearing her breathe, watching her dream⦠itās more peace than he deserves.Ā
Glynda never particularly wanted children. It was one of the thingsāafter all the giantĀ āHello, Iām a reincarnating wizard from a former version of humanity fighting one messed up witchā issuesāthat made her wary about starting a relationship. Because she knew how many kids Ozpin has had throughout the centuries and how, despite it all, that was always one of his greatest joys in life. He never pressured her, of course. It was really a non-issue between them once discussed, despite Glyndaās initial worries, and for that she was grateful. Thus, it took her a good five years to wake up and realize that sheād accidentally adopted a whole school full of children with the man and sweet dust, she wasnāt even mad about it.Ā
Thereās a ājokeā board in their bedroom where Ozpin has printed Days Since Our Last Nonsense at the top. He didnāt expect Glynda to start updating it regularly with furious glares shot his way each night. He really should have. Mistakes were made and there was, maybe, a hint of regret.Ā
Massages are a big thing between them. To be entirely frank they donāt often have the energy for other forms of intimacy. At the end of the day theyāre both ready to collapse, so the chance to do so with one of them kneading the latest stress away is something they are both fiercely possessive of.Ā
That being said, you know Glynda would use her semblance when they do have the chance to have some fun in bed lol.Ā