Come Up From The Undeground

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

tumblr working overtime to scrub “adult” content from this website only for a photoshopped pic of john lennon’s asscrack to become a top post 3 days into 2022

Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom. On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didn’t get the point across

That’s because lord of the flies isn’t representative of humanity it’s representative of rich white male shitheads

Y’all hate feminine Nb people so much, it’s so obvious

It’s the same for masculine nb people too... y’all just hate nb people who aren’t androgynous

Anyways if ur nb and you don’t dress androgynous, I love you. This goes for he/him nbs who dress feminine and she/her nb who dress masculine as well. Also to gender fluid nb people who only dress one way.

If you are a transmeds and you reblog this, I’m grinding your bones to dust, this isn’t for you.

link to the relevant section on Wikipedia

Man I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does nothing except make students and teachers miserable while utterly failing to accurately gauge understanding.

my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences

i wish i was as cool as her..

the looney tunes lady rabbit redesign discourse is distracting everyone from the fact that the movie's plot is about lebron james and his son being sucked into the digital world of the Warner Bros server farm by an evil AI that wants to steal lebron's instagram followers, so in order to escape they must find and reunite the looney tunes, who in this universe are merely digital fictional characters who do not exist in real life. characters from other WB-owned properties such as mad max, the matrix, dc, and fucking casablanca will also make appearances. this is not space jam 2. this is an unholy fusion of ready player one and wreck-it ralph 2.