Who said cartoons are for kids?

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

I love when an artist does something as a joke but then obviously thinks about it until they trick themselves into being into it. like haha I drew them in the green alien au where they're both green aliens who say gleepblorp [three days later] I drew another green alien picture

DIYHRT.market is back as valerie.vg

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

when someone asks me why they didn´t just take the eagles to Mordor, because that´s just the way it is, so shut up

thunderstorms and weed

for how immensely popular and culture defining the simpsons is im surprised ive never seen it majorly fandom-ified. i mean no doubt there are obviously people out there drawing simpsons yaoi and giving bart neopronouns but its not as widespread as the stuff people do to them southpark kids yknow. it could be. we could live in a timeline.