(deep sigh)

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

if it's terminal im just gonna say fuck it and become a porn star

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

this is how i want everyone’s summer to feel like

50/145!!

3 more days still need to cross the finish line I appreciate how much everyone has done if anyone else can help it'd be appreciated <3

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

tumblr is so funny. ill see someone i havent seen on the dash in a while and be like "oh hey theyre back :)" and i go to their blog and theyve been posting the whole time and our tumblr hours just havent overlapped in a while