you find yourself in a room

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

as someone who doesnt watch a lot of tv shows but does watch a lot of video essays, there is nothing more exciting than a popular tv show ending badly. its like a whalefall for my youtube recommendations. thank you stranger things also sorry that happened

@thatlittleegyptologist my most sincere apologies for inflict this upon your eyeballs, but I simply refuse to suffer alone

THAT'S the cringe part???

Yes. The level of “complete wazzock” was already set by the fact that he’s driving the low-poly fascist mobile, and thus was not needed to be stated. The real cringe factor comes in when Mr Grand Turismo 1997 graphics here proclaims he’s Ra and can’t even get that right thus raising the wazzock level to “complete and utter”. Like if you’re going to drive the vehicle equivalent of Lara Crofts original rack, at least get your symbolism right.

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa