you were courtside for this nightmare

they want you to care more about 'job' than yaoi... don't fall for this scam

It's ok if you don't like rpf. You can get better. I can help you. Come here

*mournful voice of a girl who has food prepped* a pizza would go crazy right now

i didn't order takeout so i bought three new band shirts. not sure on the math here

what about his penis my friend wants to know

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

people telling chatgpt their problems is insane to me like girl just get a tumblr….