Untitled and it will stay that way

Sometimes it's really really really important to remember that you just cut up a jalapeno and even though you washed your hands twice it's still a danger when your eye itches and you need to use the other hand or at the very least your pinky instead...

Also a really really good reason to have rubber gloves in hand- sometimes food prep sticks around long after you finished cooking and suddenly your partner’s hole AND your pole are burning for no apparent reason before you remember you were chopping jalapeños four hours ago

“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man

Okay so it’s not just me that’s going through this all ALL THE TIME

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Okay if a hockey rink is the boy aquarium, does that make a baseball field the boy zoo

Ma’am those is mangoes

If I ever share anything that was AI generated it is purely by accident. I hate that it's getting harder and harder to tell and it makes me want to never use the internet again. It definitely had its faults, but man I miss the internet of the 2000s so much.

Adding to this: please TELL ME if I share something that is genAI and you know it is. I want to know this information.

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

look this is just what happens in new jersey

i want a public execution of the writer of this abhorent defience of god

This, was a journey.

I mean…he is not wrong thought

I hate this almost as much as it hates itself…

I wanna go swimming with a bunch of guys in tiny swim suits or maybe play videos games with a bunch of men in bulge focused underwear. Basically I just need a bunch of guys wearing very little and with visible bulge

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back