oooughaougahu

peter thiel and clavicular

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

everyone's speculating on whether I was vitamin C or iron deficient or something, but I'm gonna be so real with you: I just wanted lemonade, which I had around because I often do

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

“We need to strive to be more accepting of POC” you guys can’t even handle religion.

leering roommate who's been very clearly trying to set up a "you have to wear a cowkini around the apartment for a week" type pervert wager every time you get drunk together for at this point months but is simply and i mean really truly Absolutely Dogshit at playing poker

hey Gerard I’m really desperate to know what’s going on with your boobs right now get back to me asap. asking hornily but also with honest curiosity. Lots of interesting stuff happening in the chest department

We need to get our best minds on the Gerard way boob situation.

you actually feel gaslit when you try to tell white people of a certain age that pewdiepie, with a platform so vast and catering to youth, helped reinvigorate racism and casual dehumanization towards indians because they get all “omg you can’t blame One man for that” like yes i can actually :) we were very incrementally making our way past the gas station indian popularized by apu and indian creatives were finally being given legitimate and serious opportunities (like say what you will about aziz and mindy in hindsight but at the time that was a shift culturally) only for this dumb swedish pig to get online and spark that vile shit right back up. ask any indian with a modicum of pride in their heritage and they can tell you how uncomfortable pewdiepie made us with ourselves

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

Does anybody know how to fix it

daddy warner must be so extremely mad at them to force gerard way to make a public promotional appearance