Trash Land

@trashmanlord

This is the trash land and I am the lord. Name’s Milo and I ate my gender (he/they). I reblog a lot of stuff. Some NSFW some not. This blog is not for minors. Please DNI. I’m 29. I will probably hop in and out of fandoms. I’m currently really into Hunter: the Parenting, The Locked Tomb, The Magnus Archives, Malevolent and BG3, but that is subject to change. Just some guy trying to relive the tumblr glory days.

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Hey ya’ll! I’m opening commissions to the public. I recently got a new art tablet and feel much more confident in my art. So here’s the prices sheet and where to go!

#art commisions #art comms open #art community #art commissions open #art commission info #art commission prices #art commish

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soul-stiice

Just watched project Hail Mary and I don’t think I’ll ever recover. I need this movie injected into my veins, it’s actually not funny guys I’m shaking like a rabid dog with an adrenaline rush and my pupils are probably dilated to the point that it’s making me look possessed. I didn’t think it was gonna be THAT good but omg. I can literally feel my bones shivering and my body temperature rising. Ryland grace plz come over and yap to me abt ur silly little science stuff im begging you</3

macaron0verlord

Patron saints of one way trips

rpfing laika into finding bloodymary

i swear the first time i read about laika my heart broke, she looked so happy in every single photo that exists of her. i hope that in some other universe, she gets to run around chasing planet patterned squeaky toys. or that she somehow wormholed into another dimension where she got saved.

(send in ideas!)

wilwoo

Haha! Didn’t think that one through.

<-Part 19 & 20

(Start from the beginning)

robotrocky

Rocky Said How The Fuck Is My Fucking Sweetie Pee

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wolfythewitch

Too sleepy to draw have som doodles

stahsm

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

thatisuseful

Damn, that's useful

fluidstatick

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

watsdaughter

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

teaboot

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

ultrafacts

scramratz

homunculus-argument

Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)

Yes, at least once

No, but I've seen it happen to someone else

No, never

I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair

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homunculus-argument

I forgot to clarify that this excludes deanaming you if you've changed your name. I specifically meant the "brain offers the wrong word" kind of accidental name mix-up.

This was prompted by me and my boyfriend discussing handedness and being able to tell apart left and right. And me, being ambidextrous, was baffled by how do people with an obligate dominant hand mix up which side is the one with their Writing Hand and which one isn't?? And my boyfriend pointed out that I go "turn left - no I mean right" so much when giving directions that I have lost my navigator privileges.

I argued that mixing up the words isn't the same thing as mixing up the directions. Like if your mom accidentally called you the dog's name doesn't mean that she literally can't tell you apart from the dog. And he looked at me like this

Because evidently not only has this never happened to him, he has never heard of this being a thing. And he was so confident in this that I had to double-check that I'm not the only person this has ever happened to.

yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

teaboot

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

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ozempicofficial

bloodknife

WHEN I AM IN HEAVEN I WILL REMEMBER YOUR MOUTH, AND WHEN YOU ROAST DOWN IN HELL I THINK YOU WILL REMEMBER MINE

leumasme

In solidarity with trans people I will etc etc

bismuth-soup

yesiscandyskiller

Can't stop thinking that if Jax transitioned inside the circus, she'd be Regina George 2.0 🩵🤍🩷

🟢 Commissions Open!!

all-vampires-are-gay

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

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muppetshow2026

i genuinely feel like im being edged

gunsandfireandshit

bace-jeleren

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