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insane how like. well idk. and of course. at the end of the day

My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

i love images

bad news, they are deleting every images soon..

proof??

Ya, give me just a sec to pull up the image I took as proof

oh no

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

im deleting this fucking website

It took me a minute

also most considerate

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

Not going to live the rest of my life and not going to kill myself but a secret third thing

Executive dysfunction

I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.