Error 3oh3: don't trust a hoe

“hi i’m sailor mars welcome to jackass”

rest is part of the process, not a prize you get when you’ve finished everything. you don’t have to earn it first

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

rb if u hates terfs

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."