down to the river

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go to the darkness on the edge of town

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go down to the river

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

some people seem to be under the impression that i am taking 6 hours to do a single sudoku. this is not the case. i am doing more sudokus than you could possibly comprehend in those 6 hours.

thinking about that one quote from the simpsons about how much homer misses marge

pov youre some woman in 1940s chicago you have a three night stand with some guy then he calls you literal years later you go “oh my god big john??” hes like yeah, says hes in korea where apparently theres a war going on and he asks you to go to some random rib shop pick up an order and mail it to korea for the surgeons to use for anatomy practice and you dont even ask any questions youre just like omg of course babe<3 like how good must the dick have been that youre doing this. insanity

Yeah I got a "live stream" for you. It's called the babbling brook

short skirt looooooooong jacket. fall