like if ur friends weird older brother was a girl

the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going

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holy shit i am in tears

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

he just kind of rolled by like a big shitmetal tumbleweed

turning a big dial taht says "pjackk is banned" on it and constantly looking for approval like a contestant on the price is right

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

in 500 years a hapless farmer will discover my tomb complex only to be greeted by thousands of my decaying residual servants

that one song from persona: trinity soul that’s a swanky chill jazz song but then this rando starts rapping over the music one minute in without warning and they’re the worst bars you’ve ever heard in your life

im in the house like carpet

if my trans guy friend ever pisses me off im telling him charlie day died