In A State Of Perpetual Confusion

man I couldn't do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days

john green's cock monologue never could have happened on twitter

december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.

what’s next? the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall? the major lift?

The fact that ethnic features can even be considered “trendy” is like a direct result of racism / exoticism, like.........woc are dehumanized for their “exotic” features but white women spend $$$ on cosmetics procedures to emulate what we are naturally born with and receive all the praise from the same people that dehumanize us...

And when full hips and full lips go out of style then what? When “fox eyes” become last season whats going to happen? White women will go back to mocking these features, our features, the features we’ll have for the rest of our lives, and latch onto the newest hottest trend without an ounce of remorse or self reflection

Like I’m sorry for going on it’s just wow so fascinating to me, how an entire demographic of people have such a lack of identity that they feel the need to take from us and mock us in the same breath!!! The entitlement of it all...truly mind boggling

masculinity is literally a form of drag

i feel it important to tell you the caption on this is "POV: dinner date with a Wattpad guy" and the other 2 parts are just as funny

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

If I’ve learned anything from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it’s that it is the one show where quotes are more normal and sane out of context than in context.

The “Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” quote is bookended by Charlie violently spewing blood on a date

if i worked in a court id say "i'll see you in court!" to each of my coworkers at the end of each day until they decided to execute me

For reasons that are very innocent, my 60 year old dad made a Twitter account with "daddy" in the handle and I truly don't know how to handle this. I ventured to mom that perhaps the name was...funny and she gave me Such a Look, and said, "don't tell him" and I was like, "YEAH FUCKING OBVIOUSLY MOM I AM NOT GOING TO TELL MY DAD ABOUT DADDY CULTURE," and she was like, "yeah me neither," and I said, "look if someone's going to it has to be you, you're married to him," and then I paused and thought, "are we the perverts? perverts who have forgotten the true meaning of daddy?" and she sighed and said, "the problem is that ever since he grew the beard he really is a hot daddy" and now I can't talk to either of my parents ever again because mom told me too much about his apparently amazingly strong biceps

OH NO

OH NO

Because it’s happened to us on a trek, if you see abandoned clothes, stop and search for anyone nearby. Late-stage hypotherima causes a thing called paradoxical undressing where the person feels too hot and starts taking their clothes off.