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my favorite female character in omniscient reader’s viewpoint is han sooyoung because not only do I support women’s rights, I support women’s wrongs. she’s a plagiarist. who was more successful than the original writer btw. she’s a total loser. she tried to kill everyone more powerful than herself and almost succeeded. her sponsoring constellation is the resident god of edgelord chunnibyou protagonist wannabes. she let the only guy who knows what’s going on better than she does die while he was literally right next to her because said sponsor insisted she protect his dick from being stabbed instead of his heart. rather than admit she was wrong about something, she faked her own death. repeatedly. to keep a member of her party distracted, she created a bunch of dancing naked clones of herself to traumatize him with. she has an ungodly amount of unresolved sexual tension with yoo sangah, her narrative foil who finds her morally repugnant, and nobody ever says a damn word about it. I want her to live forever

after finishing the 551st and final chapter of orv I would like to inform all of you that she does in fact only get more badass. and also gayer somehow

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE OVER 700 CHAPTERS

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

audiences have no idea how to be uncomfortable anymore

watch movies that make you uncomfortable read books that make you uncomfortable go to plays that make you uncomfortable watch tv that makes you uncomfortable look at paintings and sculpture and artwork that makes you uncomfortable. it is spiritually and morally and ethically and artistically really really good for you. think about why you are uncomfortable. what biases do you bring to art? what biases does the art bring to you? how do you reconcile this? how does your worldview grow and expand and change? all this and more will be answered and available to you if you just engage with art that does not coddle you and treats you like an intelligent human being that can sit through discomfort

I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria

found out my nearest physical friend group all thought operas and musicals were the same thing....

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

hamish linklater appearing halfway through widow's bay and casually delivering another insane performance just because he can

Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

"especially my grandma" and "folded like a lawn chair" do it for me