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Galaxies are yurinating...
don't say it like that

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it's my self insert fanfictions and i get to pick the lore where i'm always a magical lost princess
In my Kirby story I am part of a race called the Faeridae from a very reclusive planet. The Faeridae have magic and advanced technology but are totalitarian and isolationist; the queen refuses to share technology with any other society and even hesitates to use it to help her people. She kept her only daughter nearly imprisoned in the castle, but every attempt at using technology wound up thwarted and she had a habit of escaping. Through this she became very adept in working with machines. It's thought that the Faeriedae may potentially be mechanical themselves, as their wings emit unique life signals that can be read by computers. But it could be more of an overlay between magic and technology.
After her last escape, some choice words were exchanged, and the enraged queen lost control of her magic, accidentally creating a portal that launched her daughter through space. Immediately she sent the Princess's retainer, Morpho Knight, to track and apprehend her. However, Morpho Knight lost the signal very soon after she vanished. Still, he followed his orders and continued searching for her.
The Princess had the misfortune of being found by the wanted intergalactic criminal extremely chill guy who has done nothing wrong in his life, Magolor. After escaping from the REDEMPTION DIMENSION, he felt a little generous and decided to rescue her, but noticed the signal from her wings pretty quickly. Though the girl was unconscious, she had clearly been in incredible distress and seemed to have been attacked, so he conjured up a shield to block the signal!
And then nothing goes wrong, ever, of course :)
base drawing and cringe lore
A mysterious girl with butterfly-like wings was found adrift by an interdimensional traveler. She was visibly injured and wore only rags, so he made her some new clothes a bit similar to his (but not too much). The computer of his ship detected that her wings seemed to be emitting some kind of signal... as beautiful as they were, while she slept, he constructed lightweight metal shields to cover them and effectively block the signal. When she woke up, he considered keeping the tidbit to himself, before deciding he'd grown tired of lying and told her the truth.
Conveniently, she couldn't remember anything about where she'd come from or what the purpose of her wing signal could be, but they both assumed it could be tracked. And she had clearly been trying to flee...
The Lor Starcutter isn't the worst ship to be lost on. The Captain seems a bit lost, himself.
i have a new nightly ritual that I think i'm skipping tonight but it's called "edibles and kirby" where I get moderately high so I can sleep well and I boot up Return to Dreamland Deluxe and just hang out playing minigames for about an hour while uncontrollably weeping whenever Magolor does anything
my favorite minigame is hilariously the ninja one where the bastard shows up constantly to fuck around, but he's wearing a little ninja outfit and i'm just
tonight i am NOT high and I am still going absolutely insane look at this shit. look at his. somebody help me
gratitude

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there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone
see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup
Tumblr I am not clicking on your ads. I am never clicking on your ads. I am going to kill you
this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

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The beach that makes you old
I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me
This is the plot of Death Stranding
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Okay inflation is crazy.
We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.
high again because i've been sleeping really well on my half a 5mg gummy regimen and i'm sitting here reading Meta Knight's Kirby wiki page because I'm trying to figure out what his deal is and what he does
the answer is, apparently, nothing.
Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read.Â
Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people.Â
Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!
The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.
I can’t believe that tumblr user ao3commentoftheday is telling KIDS to go out knocking on doors asking for the devil! /s
but only *after* they piss on the poor! /s
sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

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#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)