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Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It
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a two panel comic; first one is a guy with bunny ears reading a book and smiling. the next one, his head is tilted up towards the heavens, eyes closed, smiling, and a single tear running down his cheek. he is thinking, "ah... masterful..."
a four panel comic of a bunny devil guy gritting teeth and punching the wall with a WHAM!. next, he is pacing around in circles, rapidly changing expressions from sparkly eyed to super stressed out. next, he is dancing and saying "squee! squee!". radiating joy. in the last panel, he is on his hands and knees, face covered in shadow and repeatedly punching the ground with both fists. End ID]
Binggeyuan AU where SY transmigrated into PIDW and through plot ends up in arranged marriage with Bingge only before marriage Bingmei Vs Bingge extra happens.
Wedding still happens but Bingge is so uninterested everyone can see, he hasn't even tried to talk to SY or looked at him, and as soon as wedding is over Bingge is gone (he's holded up researching and trying to find out how he can find a kind Shziun)
Poor SY who is feeling awful and overthinking, how did he upset Bingge so much! what did he do wrong? Oh no protagonist is so upset.
SY desperately trying to find out what is wrong and fix it.
He ends up sorting out all harem drama, fixing wives issues. The rest of the harem adore him. They start realizing how much SY loves Binghe like to a worrying amount...
They're matchmaking, LMY has started writing again she has found her muse.
The rest of the harem seen full freak4freak obsessed SY and collectively taken a step back like not even going to try and comept with hat what the actual fuck.
Bingge isn't paying attention he needs to find his own kind Shziun.
He is obsessed over finding a kind shizun. SY is obsessed with fixing what makes Bingge sad and is overhauling court he's stopped multiple coups terrifying anyone whose even insulted Bingge (that Bingge hasn't noticed because he isn't paying attention to anything not Shziun related)
SHL and NYY have ended up getting Bingge talking about other world and kind Shziun and they are just looking at SY like '...have you tried look behind you? at any point?'
SHL, NYY and rest of harem just watching wondering how long it'll take Bingge to notice.
LMY has written an entire book series.
Does anyone wanna hear about my really indulgent omegaverse tragic bingliushen au?
Excellent. Now that I have my guaranteed audience of 3, let's begin.
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And if I tell y'all about my mocumplane au that tears Bing-ge a new one, will y'all still love me? No? Okay, great
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I don't think Yue Qingyuan believes that Shen Jiu can do no wrong -- I think Yue Qingyuan is actually far too accustomed with how much wrong he can do and therefore believes that what Shen Jiu does is wrong even if there isn't any proof (brothels + Liu Qingge).
Mostly I believe this due to the fact that Yue Qingyuan is overrun with guilt for not being there for Shen Jiu that he accepts that Shen Jiu turned out horrible because of him. And instead of correcting the behavior or doing something to stop it, he welcomes it as his own punishment. This is probably a massive part on why Yue Qingyuan is so quick to defend him, but so slow to believe him.
Lowkey a major fan of Luo Bing-ge receiving a 'kind Shizun' before the Bing-ge v bing-mei extra and fucking up that relationship (bonus points if Shen Yuan is a wife) and scrambling to fix it post extra. Very funny when he's begging and crying while trying to keep his pride.
Been watching the Korean drama Marry My Husband and, yup, you guessed it, making Lesbian Bingqiu in my mind about it

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And if I think of a vague pwp fic plot where SQQ starts trying to preserve Binghe's cum for... medical and scientific purposes, then who is going to stop me?
Actually is the like semen itself that does the healing or is it specifically whatever energy bullshit dual cultivation causes that does the healing? asking for a friend
YOU KNOW WHO I'M THINKING OF...
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Ya know, if we're making it a thing Omegas can like die of heartbreak or from being perceived as rejected from their pack, we should make it happen for Alphas too, it's only fair. Plus, if everyone is at risk of dying from 'no-bitches' or 'no-friends-or-family' disease, that makes things twice as dramatic, yeah? Anyway, Omegaverse fic hurt no comfort where the Alpha dies because their knot fucking explodes after their Omega doesn't let 'em cum inside
Interesting take! What if blue ball were actually a deadly disease… The implications are terrifying and, boy, would that be exploited to the moon and back.
Anyway! To add on:
omegas (on the whole) have a bit lower 'die of rejection' rate because (as the ones expected to be community-makers) they actually form bonds and know shit about people around them
way too many alphas who maybe should get bio-booted out of existence don't because they suffer from I-think-everyone-wants-me disease (not a single being, alive OR dead, wants them, they're like our 'alpha males') maybe they survive off of sucking their own/other alpha-incels dicks (metaphorically? literally?) who fucking knows
Ya know, if we're making it a thing Omegas can like die of heartbreak or from being perceived as rejected from their pack, we should make it happen for Alphas too, it's only fair. Plus, if everyone is at risk of dying from 'no-bitches' or 'no-friends-or-family' disease, that makes things twice as dramatic, yeah? Anyway, Omegaverse fic hurt no comfort where the Alpha dies because their knot fucking explodes after their Omega doesn't let 'em cum inside
I started reading The Beauty's Blade

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Luo Binghe wakes up in the Endless Abyss. He doesn't remember how he got there, but as he struggles to his feet, a few vague moments come back to him.
He remembers...sword glares. Two. One he thought he vaguely recognized, and one he knew to be his beloved Shizun's. He remembers indistinct shouting, someone yelling, "I won't let you!" And then...warm arms?
He can't remember anything past that. He can't remember anything at all.
"Meng Mo?"
"Well, it's about time you woke up." Meng Mo sounds tired. There's something else in his tone as well. Something subdued. Almost...regretful? "Kid, look to your right."
Binghe looks.
He stares.
"I'm sorry, Kid. I really am."
Oh.
"...shi....zun....?"
It was Pity.
Binghe's legs give out. He lands on the ground hard, but he hardly notices, scrabbling forward on hands and knees until he's close enough to snatch up the dusty silk cloth.
"Sh-Shizun?" Air comes to him in ragged, heated gasps. He tugs on his master's sleeve. "Shizun. Shizun? Shizun."
"Kid..."
"Shizun!" Binghe releases the sleeve and starts pushes at a stiff shoulder. "Shizun! Shizun, wake up!"
"Kid. He's dead."
"NO!" The word tears free of him painfully; like ripping off a scab. "NO! SHIZUN! Shizun needs to wake up! Right now!"
"He died on impact,"
Binghe could remember warm arms. He felt like, maybe, he could remember screaming now, too- being tucked under chin, and hearing his shizun's voice saying- something.
"He took the brunt of it, but you knocked your head pretty good, too. I thought we were all going to die."
Binghe keens.
"He- he said something," He hears himself say. "Before we crashed, he said something. What was it? What was it?" And why- WHY- couldn't he remember it?
Meng Mo goes silent; and Binghe's attention snaps onto him so quickly that even he is a bit startled at the intensity of it- but that doesn't matter. Meng Mo- he knows something. He knows something about Shizun’s last- about what Shizun said to him. He knows.
"Tell me." The words hiss pass clenched teeth, "Tell me right now, or I'll- I'll-"
He doesn't know what he'll do, but the things that came to mind were definitely a start. A gross, messy start. None of it would stick, but it would at least hurt.
"Ah, geez! Would you stop with the nasty mental images?! I get it!"
"Then. Tell. Me."
"I will; just not right now!" Meng Mo does a mental equivalent of gesturing widely. "Look around, kid! You're in hell! Now's not the time to lose your head!"
Binghe finally did, and...Meng Mo was right. Terribly, awfully right.
Rage gave way to overwhelm. He looked on instinct to his shizun, seeking guidance as he always did, but Shizun-
Grief choked him. "I have to bury him."
"...fine, but take his sword. It's been trying to get your attention this entire time anyway."
Soft and sweet and very in love