Who Knows Anymore

didnt the CIA also try to teach a dolphin to talk

WHAT

MORE THINGS ON HEAVEN AND EARTH YADDA YADDA DEAR HORATIO

Wasn’t there also proof that they seriously investigated the possibility of making a contract with the devil? I seem to recall that that was another thing MKULTRA went for.

YEP THATS ALSO TRUE BUT IT WAS PART OF PROJECT STARGATE

Wasnt it nasa who conformed astral projection was real

PROVED IS A STRONG WORD BUT THEY PROVIDED EXPERIMENTAL EVIDENCE FOR IT (WHICH IF YOU’RE A SCIENTIST YOU KNOW DOESN’T MEAN MUCH) AS WELL AS POSTULATING “remote viewing” is “inherent to every human to some degree” and “Probably a vestigial form of self-preservation.”

So like, the pre-historic equivalent of sending a drone up to scout for danger?

You forfeit your humanity when you try to take away mine

They also regulate the own paycheck and have passed more pay raises amongst themselves than actual useful bills so yeah fuck Congress.

LIghthouse keepers will never be memorialized like soldiers or cops because they didn’t kill anyone (as part of their job) but they’re like, heroes who saved untold lives through discipline and self-sacrifice doing an impossible lonely job and I’m worked up about  it 

Clinging to a swaying tower in freezing, driving rain, risking death by everything from pneumonia to a fall to a fucking lightning strike to keep the lantern going when you don’t even KNOW if someone is out on the water!! Working! Class! Heroes!

as much as i appreciate the increased usage of they/them pronouns as a non binary person that uses those pronouns, y'all need to also understand that using they/them on someone who does not use they/them is still misgendering

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

That last one honestly belongs in hell

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

Something about hearing the footsteps involved in ballet makes it seem very real. But unlike when it's audible over the music, hearing it when there's no music doesn't make it lose any of the magic.

#i LOVE when famous gay ppl talk exactly like me and my gay friends

@plexusfiend I’m Phoenix

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying

the gop is evil, through and through. And it didn’t start with trump.

one fairly common experience of gifted children is wishing for pain. wishing you had some great big horrible thing in your past so that you can justify the pain you’re in, and so that you’ll deserve help. it’s exhausting and it fucks you up and to anyone out there who feels like they haven’t suffered enough to get help: you’re allowed to want help. you’re in enough pain. you deserve to feel better

holy shit yeah

is this one of those things that everyone actually does?? i just assumed i was a shitty person

Wait that’s normal?

blame capitalism. this is not normal.