What's This Wizard Shit That's For Virgins

Tylenol is rly beautiful but you could also vote for El Wiwi Gordito, the very tiny precious scorpling

its awesome as fuck to have an evil castle in a bog i get to just sit in my chambers everyday and watch as the forces of good slowly sink into the mud as they try to approach

why is the treeline rising

SINKING SINKING SINKING

turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD

this is how i feel at work

this is just what interacting with rodents does to you i love rodents. theyre just that good.

just learned from one of the front store managers theyre almost certain shes an alcoholic who is drunk even at work. and she is always drinking wine when shes home. so like thats awesome no wonder she totally ignores whenever i say "please stop offering me drinks i dont drink much bc alcoholism runs in my family". lol lmao even

WHY IS MY FUCKING OOMF ON TUMBLR

that one post that’s like ‘all new internet slang is nazis or aave’ is good except that it implies nazis created -maxxing. that is a gaming term that has been around forever before incels got their grubby little hands around it. i’m not saying there is not serious overlap between nazis and gamers but gaming just also produces a lot of slang by itself and i don’t think we should hand it over. there is a third place slang comes from and it’s Sports

A YakB produces about 1.4 tonnes of force when firing, which coupled with a rotating turret where the barrel’s axis is offset by turret’s axis of rotation, creates a merry-go-round effect but much much deadlier.

honestly im impressed by everyones reaction times to duck i would have just stood there going woah nelly

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

i would argue its the potato that provides the healing properties have you ever made a loaded baked potato (airfryer at 500 for 20 minutes) after a autism meltdown. healing salve.

This is in an hour!

YO HAVE FUN