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@k1ttygam3r
Hiya there, Tumblr users!! My nameโs K1tty, but you can just call me Travis! And this is my Tumblr blog!
Iโm multifandom and I go by he/him pronouns! Here I post pretty much whatever comes to my mindโfrom art to memes to just random ramblingsโso expect it to be a bit cluttered. But hey, if thatโs your thing, then go on ahead!
Also hereโs my OC ask blog!! @beneath-zaras-gaze go check it out if u wanna hehe
Other stuff about me under the cut!
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imagine having a god complex and imposter syndrome at the same time. like yeah im way above everybody and im better than all of you But it could come crashign down at any minute. FUCK sorry post cancelled thats road to el dorado
there areโm only 23 types of people in the world
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CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.
YโALL.ย
I DONโT EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.
Yโall can be screaming every time you see a gorilla
OK, maybe you havenโt played Overwatch โ he looks just like this guy
So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fanโฆ Awesome
kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous
you cant obtain me. tiger stance
weโre the only animals that know what will happen later in the day
deer: โwho knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolvesโ
man, gods favorite creature: โtonight i will indulge in overwatch pornographyโ
SPAMTON is SOOOO hungry! What should he eat today?
NOTHING
POISON
getting into a new series and bashing my head at the wall all over again at the depiction of women in videogames
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as per popular demand heres pencil getting hit by a car
do you want to play dead bodies with me
floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold
Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didnโt have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Justโฆ all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
โThis is your website?โ I asked finally.
โYep!โ
โYou coded this yourself?โ I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
โYep!โ
โSoโฆ whereโd all the frogs come from?โ
โI made those too,โ he says, beaming.ย
And while Iโm processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
โAnd THIS one,โ he says,ย โI made for you! As a thank you for the interview.โ
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case heโd wash out in 90 days and weโd hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.ย
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
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life if comes fucks me
they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture
there is a world out there I canโt comprehend
behold, context
