Shalom!

Tile-placement by the magnificent Jaime Delano

also jews: happy purim haman’s fucking dead let’s celebrate by making cookies shaped like his dumb hat for a gazillion years and use noisemakers and scream every time someone says his name lol

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

And no hangovers! 

(If you so choose)

no matter how we're perceived, we are still jewish. nobody can take that from you. the work you might have done to enter this community is seen and appreciated and honored, and I'll repeat this until my voice is hoarse.

gentiles on this website: “Religious people never question what they’re told, they just followed blindly!” my actual rabbi: “Sometimes the Torah can be like an older relative whom we love dearly, and who has a lot of wisdom to give, but who also says things that cause us pain, that we find offensive or wrong. And I think the wrong instinct would be to pretend we don’t hear what they’re saying, or to cut them out entirely, or to be guided by them into thinking and behaving in offensive ways. What we need to do is engage the Torah. We need to wrestle with it, and try to understand it, to figure out where it’s coming from and learn how we can progress from it, because the Torah is not unchanging. It belongs in each of our hearts, and it changes for us as we study it, as each generation challenges its old assumptions.”

Whew, it’s a good thing I’m Jewish then.

Also before anyone asks, yes you can bake challah if you’re not Jewish. Just don’t claim it’s better than what somebody’s Jewish mom makes because you will never win that battle

But fr never act like your challah is better than my mom’s bc I’ll get really violent really fast

My mom doesn’t even bake challah and I will still square up to defend her honor lmao

Gd giving me access to photoshop was a mistake

i love tree news

@progressivejudaism

It’s all three of my husband’s favorite things.  @cry-olophosaurus  please tell me these are avaibale in some physical format?

My math teacher sent this to the math group chat (read d/m/y)

Untitled Gelt Game