all the wild pyrotechnics of dialogue

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

“We were hooking up all through raiders but they never showed it”

can we get anne carson on hot ones

the children yearn for black sails

i like when people say that the universality of campbell's hero's journey only applies to western mythology/folklore. brother, i am going to hold your hand when i say this... it doesn't apply there too

I thought he just made the soup? Brother stay in your lane you were good at that

I've decided I'm done arguing for just the decriminalization, legalization, and even regulation of sex work. I'm ready to believe in an even brighter future. I'm now an advocate for sex work subsidization.

If nothing else, sex workers should at the very least be entitled to state-sponsored medical, dental, and vision coverage, as well as the (at least theoretical) protection of the law. Realistically they should also get workers comp and all that jazz. ideally they should have government-subsidized incomes and retirement options and representative organizations capable of collective bargaining.

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]