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in honor of purim i finally remembered to retrieve my hamentaschen alignment chart from my work computer

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anyway hi this is your regular reminder that jews who are jewish by way of the mikveh and by way of birth are equally jewish, and when antisemitites say otherwise it is just an extension of their antisemitism. pay them no mind
Would you hide a Zionist in your attic?
No?
Then you would've sold Anne Frank to the NAZIs. Because at the time, NAZI propaganda was doing exactly what anti-Jew propagandists are doing today: telling everyone Jews were evil. Not ALL Jews of course! Just the globalists! And they secretly controlled the governments and economies of the world! They were the reason you didn't have a job, why your life sucked, why society was sliding backwards into degeneracy.
So you would be told today, "Oh yeah, the Franks? Zionists, all of them." And you would have believed it. And you would have been angry at them. And you would have gladly watched them be hauled off.
The Germans who hid Jews during the Holocaust did it despite everyone around them telling them Jews were evil blood-drinking baby-killers. They did it despite the fact that doing so put them in real danger.
So if you've justified the Bondi Beach massacre, or the firebombing in the USA, or said "Globalize the intifada", or used the slur "Zio", or defended the thousands of antisemitic attacks that have happened since October 7th, then I hate to tell you this, but no. You would not have been a hero during WWII.
Adult b'nai mitzvahs I love you so much. I love that the reasons for them are as varied as the Jewish people. You can do it if you converted. You can do it if you already had one at 13 but now you've reached another milestone year in old age. You can do it if you were born Jewish but raised secular and never had one. You can do it if you fled the Soviet Union or anywhere else you weren't free to practice Judaism growing up. Holocaust survivors had them if they were in camps or in hiding at the age they should've been having theirs. Trans Jews can have them as a way to affirm their gender. Women can have them if they grew up in a time or community where it was only for boys. Anyone who's had an adult b'nai mitzvah, you're an inspiration to me and you form the links in the chain that will pass the Torah down to me when I have my own bat mitzvah one day.
Your friendly Black History Month reminder that Black Jews are JEWS.
Born Jews, Jews by choice, Orthodox, Conservative, Reform, Ashkenazic, Sephardic, Mizrahi, Israeli, diasporaâŚthey are an integral part of all of our communities and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
We still have work to do as a community to uplift Jewish POC, particularly Black Jews, but to my Black Jewish friends out there know that I see you and I will keep trying to do the work.
Happy Black History Month. â¤ď¸
during Black History Month please remember that Black Jews also do face antisemtisim. we go through the hardships of being Jewish. do not assume we are any less Jewish because of our Blackness
thank you
-sincerely a Black Jew

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The four episode docuseries spans five centuries of Jewish and Black American relations, from the slave trade to Oct. 7.
The four-episode docuseries explores the historical rifts and alliances between Jewish and Black Americans and is hosted by Harvard University historian Henry Louis Gates Jr. It comes at the start of this yearâs Black History Month â and as questions have simmered about whether the last several years have irreparably harmed the historic kinship between Jewish and Black Americans.
It argues that the relationship between Black and Jewish Americans wasnât set in stone during the civil rights movement when Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel marched in Selma with Martin Luther King Jr., but was shaped by centuries of history, and continues to be shaped by oppression and white supremacy.
Among those at the table with Looney are Angela Buchdahl, senior rabbi of New Yorkâs Central Synagogue; cookbook author and culinary historian Michael Twitty; writer Jamaica Kincaid; editor of The New Yorker David Remnick; and Rabbi Shais Rishon, also known as MaNishtana.
The series explores key moments in the histories of Black and Jewish Americans, and how those moments ran parallel and crossed paths over the past five centuries. It covers the transatlantic slave trade, the overlaps between the Great Migration and Jewish immigration from Europe, the lynching of Leo Frank, the civil rights movement, the Crown Heights riots, the 2017 Unite the Right rally, and post-Oct. 7 activism.
âA lot of previous conversations about [Black and Jewish relations] really just look at that golden era or just look at the divisions that have come in the last decades, but weâre trying to take a holistic view about how race and caste [were] established in America,â Sara Wolitzky, co-executive producer and director of the docuseries told eJewishPhilanthropy.
âBlack and Jewish Americaâ features a variety of academics, activists, writers, and celebrities, including Rev. Al Sharpton, Jewish studies professor Susannah Heschel (the rabbiâs daughter), actor Billy Crystal, activist and professor Cornel West, and playwright Tony Kushner.
The episodes will run every Tuesday at 9 p.m. ET until Feb. 24.
I'm going to start listing my jewelry in my etsy judaica shop instead of my bigcartel, which means more fees for me but I think in the long run it'll be nice to just have a space that attracts other customers outside my queer art, too.. and just have more people know I exist in a marketplace outside of tumblr followers.. So yeah, if you've wanted some of my jewelry I'm starting to put it up here! I'm adding up ׊ pendants, evil eyes, magens tonight.
They're all up now :) I've worked really hard on them!! They're bronze but- I am going to start pewter work soon for those with metal allergies. I'm going to start working on more pomegranates too.
Tu BiShvat: What and How
By Naftali Silberberg
The 15th of Shevat is the New Year for Trees, known as Tu b'Shevat.
According to Biblical law, there is a seven year agricultural cycle, concluding with the Sabbatical year. When the Holy Temple stood in Jerusalem, on years one, two, four and five of this cycle, farmers were required to separate a tenth of their produce and eat it in Jerusalem. This tithe is called Maaser Sheni, the Second Tithe, because it is in addition to the (two percent which must be given to the Kohain, and the) ten percent which is given to the Levite. On the third and sixth years of the cycle, instead of the owners eating the Maaser Sheni in Jerusalem, they gave this second tithe to the poor, who were permitted to consume it wherever they wished.
[On the Sabbatical year, no tithes are separated. All produce which grows during this year is ownerless and free for anyone to take.]
It was therefore of vital importance to ascertain when the new year started for produce. Our Rabbis established that a fruit which blossomed before the 15th of Shevat is produce of the previous year. If it blossomed afterwards, it is produce of the "new year." [By comparison, grains, vegetables, and legumes have the same New Year as humans, the 1st of Tishrei.] Why is this so? In the Mediterranean region, the rainy season begins with the festival of Sukkot. It takes approximately four months (from Sukkot, the 15th of Tishrei, until the 15th of Shevat) for the rains of the new year to saturate the soil and trees, and produce fruit. All fruit which blossom beforehand are a product of the rains of the previous year, and are tithed together with the crops of the previous year.
Although this day is Rosh Hashanah for trees, we attach special significance to this holiday because "Man is [compared to] the tree of the field" (Deuteronomy 20:19). Through cultivating strong roots â faith and commitment to Gâd â we produce many fruitsâTorah and Mitzvot.
Observances and Customs
On this day it is customary to partake of the fruit with which the Holy Land is praised (Deuteronomy 8:8): olives, dates, grapes, figs and pomegranates. If tasting any of these fruit for the first time this season, remember to recite the Shehecheyanu blessing. (A blessing recited on joyous occasions, thanking Gâd for "sustaining us and enabling us to reach this occasion." This blessing is recited before the standard "Ha'etz" blessing recited on fruit.)
Due to the festive nature of the day, we omit the Tachanun sections (petitions for forgiveness and confession) from the prayers.
Source: Chabad.org
âAn âangelâ is anything that carries out a mission for God. This includes forces of nature. [âŚ] Photosynthesis? Thatâs an angel. Gravity? An angel. Magnetism? Angel. The Midrash in Bereishis Rabbah (chapter 1) says than an angel only performs one job. That job doesnât have to be destroying Sodom; it could be peristalsis, centripetal force or condensation.â
â Rabbi Jack Abramowitz, Angels (via he-harim)
Im obsessed with this idea and I will not be able to stop thinking about the angel that caramelizes onions
I am also obsessed but Iâm considering the idea that caramelizing onions is really just an example of the Maillard reaction, which is also what causes bread to toast, chicken skin to crisp up when you roast a chicken, cheese to brown on pizza, and milk to become caramel.Â
Basically Iâm saying that there could be an angel of the Maillard reaction and they really won the angel mission jackpot.Â
This will, of course, also be the angelic Power responsible for bacon getting brown and crispy when you fry it. :)
(And a side issue for those linguistically interested: the Greek word from which the English âangelâ is derived, ÎÎłÎłÎľÎťÎżĎ / angelos, just means âmessengerâ. âŚFor certain values of âjust.â)
(Making it a precise translation for the original Hebrew word, ×Öˇ×Ö°×Ö¸× / malach, which means, yes, âmessenger.â)
I do very much like the idea of the angel of the Maillard reaction. For a terrible cross-linguistic pun, we can suppose that its name is Carmiel.

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being jewish right now is like being tied to the floor while a rotating saw very slowly descends towards you and when youâre like âhey um im getting pretty worried about the sawâ everyone goes âum? youâre clearly unharmed. youâre not even bleeding. why are you so convinced youâre being hurt when thereâs obviously not a scratch on you. youâre distracting from actual victims.â meanwhile the saw just keeps on descending.
the blade has just gotten close enough that itâs grazing your skin and youâre like âhey uh. itâs starting. the thing iâve been talking about for ten years? i can feel it already.â and they go âwhatâs starting? you look fine to me. itâs your eternal victimhood complex againâ
To every Jewish person reading this, I hope one specific thing in your life gets tangibly, materially better within the next six months.
Like, whatever is the first thing that comes to mind for you, I hope it is resolved, gets better, improves.
I care about you and I am rooting for you.

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This weekend I was schmoozing at an event when some guy asked me what kind of history I study. I said âIâm currently researching the role of gender in Jewish emigration out of the Third Reich,â and he replied âoh you just threw gender in there for fun, huh?â and shot me what he clearly thought to be a charming smile.
The reality is that most of our understandings of history revolve around what men were doing. But by paying attention to the other half of humanity our understanding of history can be radically altered.
For example, with Jewish emigration out of the Third Reich it is just kind of assumed that it was a decision made by a man, and the rest of his family just followed him out of danger. But that is completely inaccurate. Women, constrained to the private social sphere to varying extents, were the first to notice the rise in social anti-Semitism in the beginning of Hitlerâs rule. They were the ones to notice their friends pulling away and their social networks coming apart. They were the first to sense the danger.
German Jewish men tended to work in industries which were historically heavily Jewish, thus keeping them from directly experiencing this âsocial death.â These women would warn their husbands and urge them to begin the emigration process, and often their husbands would overlook or undervalue their concerns (âyouâre just being hystericalâ etc). After the Nuremberg Laws were passed, and after even more so after Kristallnacht, it fell to women to free their husbands from concentration camps, to run businesses, and to wade through the emigration process.
The fact that the Nazis initially focused their efforts on Jewish men meant that it fell to Jewish women to take charge of the family and plan their escape. In one case, a woman had her husband freed from a camp (to do so, she had to present emigration papers which were not easy to procure), and casually informed him that she had arranged their transport to Shanghai. Her husbandâso traumatized from the campâmade no argument. Just by looking at what women were doing, our understanding of this era of Jewish history is changed.
I have read an article arguing that the Renaissance only existed for men, and that women did not undergo this cultural change. The writings of female loyalists in the American Revolutionary period add much needed nuance to our understanding of this period. The character of Jewish liberalism in the first half of the twentieth century is a direct result of the education and socialization of Jewish women. I can give you more examples, but I think you get the point.
So, you wanna understand history? Then you gotta remember the ladies (and not just the privileged ones).
ask historicity-was-already-taken a question
Holy fuck. I was raised Jewishâ with female Rabbis, even!â and I did not hear about any of this. Gender studies are important.Â
Why Gender History is Important (Asshole)
âso you just threw gender in there for funâ ffs i hope you poured his drink down his pants
I actually studied this in one of my classes last semester. It was beyond fascinating.Â
There was one woman who begged her husband for months to leave Germany. When he refused to listen to her, she refused to get into bed with him at night, instead kneeling down in front of him and begging him to listen to her, or if he wouldnât listen to her, to at least tell her who he would listen to. He gave her the name of a close, trusted male friend. She went and found that friend, convinced him of the need to get the hell out of Europe, and then brought him home. Thankfully, her husband finally saw sense and moved their family to Palestine.
Another woman had a bit more control over her own situation (she was a lawyer). She had read Mein Kampf when it was first published and saw the writing on the wall. She asked her husband to leave Europe, but he didnât want to leave his (very good) job and told her that he had faith in his countrymen not to allow an evil man to have his way. She sent their children to a boarding school in England, but stayed in Germany by her husbandâs side. Once it was clear that if they stayed in Germany they were going to die, he fled to France but was quickly captured and killed. His wife, however, joined the French Resistance and was active for over a year before being captured and sent to Auschwitz.
(This is probably my favorite of these stories) The third story is about a young woman who saved her fiance and his father after Kristallnacht. She was at home when the soldiers came, but her fiance was working late in his shop. Worried for him, she snuck out (in the middle of all the chaos) to make sure he was alright. She found him cowering (quite understandably) in the back of his shop and then dragged him out, hoping to escape the violence. Unfortunately, they were stopped and he, along with hundreds of other men, was taken to a concentration camp. She was eventually told that she would have to go to the camp in person to free him, and so she did. Unfortunately, the only way she could get there was on a bus that was filled with SS men; she spent the entire trip smiling and flirting with them so that they would never suspect that she wasnât supposed to be there. When she got to the camp, she convinced whoever was in charge to release her fiance. She then took him to another camp and managed to get her father-in-law to be released. Her father-in-law was a rabbi, so she grabbed a couple or witnesses and made him perform their marriage ceremony right then and there so that it would be easier for her to get her now-husband out of the country, which she did withing a few months. This woman was so bad ass that not only was her story passed around resistance circles, even the SS men told it to each other and honoured her courage.Â
The moral of these stories is that men tend to trust their governments to take care of them because they always have; women know that our governments will screw us over because they always have.Â
Another interesting tidbit is that there is sufficient evidence to suggest that Kristallnacht is a term that historians came up with after the fact, and was not what the event was actually called at the time. Itâs likely that the event was actually called was (Iâm sorry that I canât remember the German word for it but it translates to) night of the feathers, because that, instead of broken glass, is the image that stuck in peopleâs minds because the soldiers also went into peopleâs homes and destroyed their bedding, throwing the feathers from pillows and blankets into the air. What does it say that in our history we have taken away the focus of the event from the more domestic, traditionally feminine, realms, and placed it in the business, traditionally masculine, realms?
Badass women and interesting commentary. Though I would argue that âNight of Broken Glass" includes both the personal and the private spheres. It was called Kristallnacht by the Nazis, which led to Jewish survivors referring to it as the November Pogrom until the term âKristallnacht" was reclaimed, as such.
None of this runs directly counter to your fascinating commentary, though.
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