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the canon ending to dinner

okay so they just led me to water. yep. yep. uh huh. okay. thank you *click* hey my lawyer said you cant make me drink

they led me to water and i drank it no problem. i had a ton of water, even. wasnt an idsue. i think horses are just dumb

material circumstances guide my blade

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

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