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I'm not mourning my teenage years because i falsely believe all girls have a magical adolescence I'm fucking mourning it because i didn't get to be a real person. I'm really fucking glad you can talk about how being a teenager wasn't perfect, i didn't exist.

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

when a pharaoh dies from beating his meat they put his ass in the jerk-off-phagus

“horns as an erogenous zone is like a sword as an erogenous zone” 1. that’s a good thing and 2. the more erogenous zones the better

i posted this because i was imagining a demon girl cleaning her horns with a spinny brush in the shower and shooting ropes bc of the vibrations. this is important

and the bristles of the brush graze the skin at the base of her horns and it really fucking tickles okay

this is getting reblogs again but everyone is reblogging the most palatable version (original post without the additions) and reminding me how weak the “perverts” of this site truly are ….

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

You can tell a girl is really cool and tough and badass if she's hugging a stuffed animal. Only the most really badass babes hug stuffed animals.

its groping her boobs without her consent thursday

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

*stopping random people at the mall* look out, ok, because today was a friday thursday

Never investigate a weird slime trail unless you want to be forced to fertilize a bunch of eggs

Always investigate a weird slime trail

when your friend is pent up be sure to rub your feet on her crotch as a joke for a fun surprise