World's Number 1 Hallohallo Fan

"men dni" but in a no true scotsman sense. men don't interact. so if you're here,

I'm going to destroy you.

bunnies can be used as both a mining implement (diggy) and a leaf locator (sniffy)

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

girls are always volunteering for the role of incubator at pokemon daycares

the point where I draw a line on yuribaiting has changed as I've gotten older, but so has my philosophy relating yuribaiting as a whole. it used to be that I stood wholly against it and took every single punch to the gut, but now, I have a much more "rat style" relationship with it: I'll keep eating the bait out of the trap as long as you keep refilling it -- and sometimes I even remember to stop before you add the poison

I often do not, though. I often eat the poison until I get a resistance to it, which is "win-win" as long as I don't die badly

but I often do.

love seeing one post and going ok not sure what that means and then

scrolling down and seeing the second half of the joke in a separate post. excellent gambit

I want big boobs

"oh I've just been feeling low energy lately" says girl who is always low on energy