alligator in a vest

*spills vanilla extract in your inbox*

trying too hard to make your d&d character not a trope is a trope itself, so literally just do what you want. anyone at your table giving you shit for being “unoriginal”, especially if you’re new, shouldn’t be there.

Loid: We can't manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one bois

@alligatorinavest made the fatal mistake of asking me what I was writing and questioning me when I answered: "my original universe." She did not know about my original world because it has been dormant in my head for a solid year and a half, the whole time we've been roommates. It decided to wake up out of the blue yesterday. She made the mistake of asking me about a work in progress SEVEN years in the making. That I built from the ground UP. That has lore about WHY THE SKY IS THE COLOR IT IS. That is probably on version EIGHT at this point. That just. Woke. Up.

THE MINECRAFT END POEM IS OFFICIALLY PUBLIC DOMAIN!!

i genuinely feel like this is one of the most instantly recognizable and iconic pieces of modern poetry, and that’s deserved, because it’s gorgeous. it’s one of those works where you can quote basically any line and it will be equally recognizable