they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy percent of humanity isn’t really angry all the time like catch these hands motherfucker I’ve bitten people for trying to steal my chips you think you can just steal my whole fucking planet YEET HERE COME MY TEETH film people be using responses to natural disasters but I promise if human sized things came to throw down humanity would be ready to fuck them up like yeah you got laser guns I got this dope ass stick I just found let’s go you ugly fuck

[id: two edits of Kamala Khan from Marvel Comics on pale yellow backgrounds. 1: She’s facing forward, leaning over and we cannot see her face but she looks exhausted, her hands are infront of her and clenched into fists. 2: A closeup of Kamala from above her shoulders, she’s looking forward and is angry, her teeth clenched. Her right hand is raised by her side and in a fist. /End id]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no doctor who