assigned faggot at birth

Has anyone noticed that this Giuseppe Verdi fellow really can write a tune

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ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

this only works if the only Beethoven you know is symphony no 5 and the only Bach you know is toccata and fugue in d min and the only Vivaldi you know is summer from the 4 seasons lol

Get High And Notice Basslines

Don't need to get high to notice basslines

Who up noticing they basslines

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not

if you befriend enough weirdos you can get lectures for free

But I don't want to write my dissertation 😭😭😭

I don't like being advertised at

I don't even got money. what r they bothering me for