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ever since i was a little girl i knew fiction would save me

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emiett

This is a portfolio project from last year! I'm interested in chapter book illustration jobs, so I mocked up the cover and first five chapters of a childhood favorite, Dealing with Dragons.

sclappin

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#gandalf trying to kill me #mortimer goth from the sims trying to protect me #i'm dead #but also #why is gandalf trying to kill me 😭

faulsimon

how do you feel about your hometown

love it/never wanna leave (still live there)

mid/whatever (still live there)

hate it (still live there)

love it/miss it (don't live there)

mid/whatever (don't live there)

hate it/good riddance (don't live there)

im bald

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

saw a post that made me wonder this. please tag with your thoughts im curious!!

#mid don't live there #like objectively it's a terrible town #the people suck and there's nothing to do #but it is where i grew up #and spent the first like 28 years of my life #so i don't hate it #but i'd definitely never live there now

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morhath

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

bookaddict7342

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

morhath

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

#lol

janeaustenpolls

You're stuck on a 20-hour flight with these people...

Which seat do you choose?

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See results

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

#7 #yes miss bates will talk the whole time #but i think i'd be able to tune her out at a certain point #and at least she's nice #unlike some of these other people #also it's an aisle so i could make a quick escape to the bathroom if need be

aroaessidhe

a letter to the luminous deep & some of my bookmarks 🪸

petaltexturedskies

I had been withdrawing into a retreat of numbness: it is so much safer not to feel, not to let the world touch one. But my honest self revolted at this, hated me for doing this.

Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

therefugeofbooks

heartstopper vol. 5

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harryandabook

life as a literature lover

theseconddoctor

i do miss captain hastings (<- hasnt read or watched an agatha christie for a long time). like. hes basically what everyone thinks doctor watson is.

THINGS HE KNOWS: cricket. modes of transport. lots pf posh english people and their social codes.

THINGS HE DOESNT KNOW: literally anything else. regularly gets distracted from the case. fully does not know whats going on. him and poirot are like that one things they teach you on buisness school/things they dont teach you in buisness school-> thus, the sum of all human knowledge joke (you know the one).

poirot literallty just seems to keep him around as some kind of trophy husband/pet englishman/rubber duck/like. social lubricant i dont know what youd call it. like hes always just hanging around for no real reason. i love him so much

mightstaywhoknows

He is also there to yap about sports/car to confuse and distract people while poirot looks around

He take notes very well, can run, tackle and shoot the killer

Him and japp protect poirot from geting jumped at by the killer too

babystarbeam

He is perfect because of all his beautiful flaws.

knight-of-skyloft

Poirot is literally like "I keep you around because you were made in a vat to be the world's most stereotypical Englishman so if I ever want to know how the average Englishman would react to a situation I can just ask you!" It's great.

machetelanding

husbandcinnamon

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

mssjynx

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

firstaidquarters-deactivated202

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

mssjynx

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

boffumdeez

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

tobiguous

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

jacketslutjayse

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

philly-punks-and-skins

A fucking what now?

coat

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

whereserpentswalk

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

ovineweaver

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

virovirokun-has-adhd

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

wwhore

?. The humble freeze pop ??

werewolfpresbyterian

She otter on my pop till I zooper dooper

#what the actual fuck are you all talking about #these are freeze pops

sandersstudies

INCREDIBLE to exchange feedback with someone in a mature way. To give and receive critique when there’s mutual respect and both parties’ first desire is not pride but improvement of the project, the skill, the product, the art.

sandersstudies

When someone is EXCITED to hear your feedback EVEN if it’s critical. When you get excited to hear critique because you know it’s going to push you to improve.

sandersstudies

*we are both giggling and kicking our feet but instead of drawing hearts we are dashing aggressive red pen marks all over the paper*

godzilla-reads

“A thing can be true and still be desperate folly, Hazel.”

—Richard Adams, Watership Down

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ofliterarynature

Freshly re-arranged bookshelves!

agardenandlibrary

okay I finished 👍

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