The Wolvin Lair

(petting you gently and whispering in your ear) you’re so fucked. it’s over for you

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

Unofficial Autism Post

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

it should go without saying, but a hooligan is a marsupial, a miscreant is a mustelid, and a ne'er-do-well is an herb in the mint family

You can survive your childhood and escape the horror of your parents by creating and existing solely in a rich inner world in which you contain all your thoughts and feelings and this will not have any effect on your relationships as an adult

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"