When there's too much Swerve: story 1
THE REAL reason why Cyclonus blew up Kimia lol :
when Cyclonus heard that, his reaction was like: *dun-dun-duuun*
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When there's too much Swerve: story 1
THE REAL reason why Cyclonus blew up Kimia lol :
when Cyclonus heard that, his reaction was like: *dun-dun-duuun*

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I like to imagine swerve in aus where he’s happily conjunxed to Blurr or Skids or cygate and he knows how cherished he is by the LL crew… but I also like scenarios where he walks into his bar after a break to hear everyone complaining about how irritating and unimportant they find him, and lamenting that he was allowed on the ship in the first place. They only bother to visit the bar because he has half decent enjex and you can tune his voice out after a certain amount of time.
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I dreamed I was co acting a beach scene with holoform Swerve and he was holding onto my waist from behind I CAN DIE–
about your swurry conundrum (swerve furry) I ask you to consider: swerve would secretly make himself a cheetah but in front of everyone pretend it's something dumb for laughs
Cheetah because it is:
Fast (he want to be like blurr)
Lovable (he wants to be loved)
Also unknowingly but I think this suits him really well, because cheetahs get, like, DANGEROUSLY anxious if they don't have friends. Like, refuse-to-eat and work-themselves-up-into-a-terrified-frenzy dangerous. Some zoos have to assign them puppy friends as emotional support animals so they don't off themselves through physical neglect for being Too Alone. Who does that sound like.
Tbh that last one is pretty much the only reason I chose a cheetah (that and the wanting to be fast like his idol thing)
Maybe this is more of a spirit animal thing but swerve you are a cheetah to me. The only question is who would you say is the emotional support dog
Alsosorry for any typos or inconhearancy very tired
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today im contemplating what animal swerve would pick as a fursona VS what animal he'd actually be if he was a furry. I'm thinking cool awesome wolf VS annoying yappy dog but it doesnt feel quite right so clearly more contemplation must be done
Round 2; Group 3; Poll 2
Who's Getting Pregnant?
Swerve (Transformers)
Thunderclash (Transformers)
Propaganda:
Swerve:
just look at him!! he's so excitable and animated, he'd be an amazing caregiver and creator/carrier for a sparkling! just look how excited he is in the idw2005 christmas special comic when he's helping take care of the protoform, and how upset he is when he finds out it wasnt a real baby??? mother material right there. he could keep up with and entertain the most hyperactive sparkling, while still being serious and responsible enough when necessary to be a good parent and role model rather than the funny uncle. [...] [x]
Thunderclash:
Greatest Autobot of all time. He is great at everything. He would be a great parent. Carried the Matrix while Optimus was on sabbatical = he can carry a child. He would know all about it and would be prepared. Supplies and baby-stuff, check. Baby profing everything, check. He is also buddies with Ratchet so no worries about the doc check ups. [x]
Finding another parent will be easy as pie. This man walking into a room causes other bots to swoon. Nobody is imune (except Rodimus). Folks might throw hands to be with him (maybe this is how the war continues idk) Mister rainbow over here also traveled with a crew mostly composed of lesbians camians. This is the only explanation as to why he doesn't have a partner I guess. (He is literally the "let's go lesbians, let's go" guy). anyway. IMAGINE HAVING PEOPLE IN LINE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT [x]
He is colourful as heck. Meaning potential kids have a wide variety of possible colourscemes. *looking at all my fellow artists out there*. he also has variety. in idw he comes in twunk and hunk sizes. (The charity comic "Thunderclash gets it together" also has a canon compliant twink version of him. Imma not post a picture here. Cause I highly encourage supporting the comic, it is funny, supports charity and available digitaly) [x]
Ompf potential. You want him to suffer? (I know I want him to). Remember when they gave Thunderclash a spark injury? One that would kill him if he didn't stay close to the life support machine. The one he turned into the Vis Vitalis so he could still travel around and do good boy stuff? Yeah, we will all pretend we didn't see the writers getting rid of this juicy bit of hurt now. Cronic PAIN FOR YOU MY RAINBOW FRIEND!!!! [x]
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Recent doodles (featuring a lot more Swerve than usual)