Elfs Trans

Ok but the fact that Nelyo lived so many years,being (canonically) the elf who fought more wars than any other,and no one but himself could end him its something that haunts me in many ways.

You know what trope I wanna see more of? Couples who have been married forever who are estranged but still in love but estranged. You know me better than any other person on earth. I haven't seen you in three years. I never stopped loving you. If I have to spend another minute in your presence I will murder you. I'm hurt and I need you right here with me. God you're such a dumbass. You're the only one I trust to do this job. I want you out of my sight.

if you don't love me at my third age sauron you don't deserve me at my first age sauron that's the rules

just typed “eru” when i meant to type “very.” one might say this is me having bad typing skills but i prefer to think of it as me being tolkien-pilled.

aragorn seeing a scared little boy that knows hes going to die fighting 10,000 roided up monsters and trying to give him a pep talk. swinging THE most shitass busted up sword in all of helms deep and giving it back to the kid and going "this is a good sword." knowing full well that sword was so ass it couldn't cut butter. kingly behavior. he would make a good lesbian.

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

Pulling a reverse load-bearing boss and setting up a contingency spell triggered by my own death so that if the heroes kill me a cursèd citadel of iron and bone will spontaneously construct itself right in the middle of their stupid town.