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for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

one time a couple years ago i was antiquing while wearing my sturgeon earrings and this guy tapped me on the shoulder and went ‘are those sturgeon? that’s sick. i catch tons of those up north every year’ and it struck me as odd at the time but i didn’t say anything because i didn’t want to talk to him. but for everyone’s future reference in minnesota you have to get a sturgeon tag on top of your fishing license to be able to catch 1 lake sturgeon per year. so if a fuckass guy in a dick’s sporting goods hat taps you on the shoulder to brag about catching dozens of sturgeon you should report him to the dnr 👍🏻

@shiftythrifting

>stuff that’s understandable or explainable in the context of the narrative

🫡 our bravest soldiers

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

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