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we need to have struggle sessions for traffic engineers

if you trapped your enemies soul in a puzzle with the stipulation that they could only escape if the puzzle is completed and dumped it in a thrift store theres a chance that theyd never get out. you might be thinking well if theyre your enemy why would you put them in the thrift where a puzzle enthusiast might actually buy it and not just like, i dont know, send it to the landfill or throw it in a volcano, but i think it would be interesting to see if they ever get out and how long it might take. could be days. could be never.

get a DM from my rival many years later rubbing my hands together thinking the hunt is on then i open it and its them thanking me for turning them into a puzzle. apparently a little old lady bought it to pass the time and as she was putting it together which took a long time (i went for the 5,000 piece puzzle) they fell in love with her and they actually got out of the puzzle a while back and now theyre like happily married to her and revenge and our rivalry is no longer like relevant. apparently so irrelevant that it didnt even cross their mind to let me know they got out or anything until now. so its like all off the table, because they know what life is really about now, and im going to have to find another rival, or something. which is fine. totally what i was going for.... nothing about that makes me feel any kind of way. wish them well actually. i shant be talking about this ever again

if you build “community” around hating other people, just know that the second you step out of line—regardless of your moral uprightness or the hypocrisy on their part—you’re the next person they’re going to tear to pieces.

#1 sleep tip: stressing about not getting enough sleep is more important than getting any sleep. stay up and die

i wish the world was kinder to women

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

they have an official indeed roblox game that you need to be 18+ to play

they just announced all women should eat 4 meals a day and at least 2 nice snacks. they made it the general consensus

Angry Gamers (capitol G) will look at a new trailer, invent a way cooler and more epic version of it, and then think that cooler and more epic version is Bad, somehow

Man imagine a GTA where you play as a trans woman sex worker forced into increasingly dangerous situations, surviving and slowly thriving through crimes and heists of escalating stakes, slowly overcoming and eventually overthrowing those who wronged you in both the justice system and the criminal underworld

Maybe game studios should have one of these Gamers on their team to torture. The angrier this Gamer gets the further the rest of the team pushes. If this Gamer is violent with rage by the end of a brainstorming session it's considered successful.

They could keep him in a little terrarium