local ant wizard

They're putting the traveller from an antique land in Smash

pulls out a sparkly pink diary and uncaps a giant feathery glitter pen and writes "once more the spectre of time under a visage of the past twists its dull blade named love in my wounds. fuck!!!!!!"

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

/r/CheetahTooHigh

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

A lot of you on here sure don’t like the idea of making any kind of sacrifice for the benefit of others huh

Some of you act like doing minor inconvenient acts of kindness is equivalent to donating a kidney as if it’s not those acts that form our communities and make the world go around.

Return your grocery cart. If you’re able-bodied offer your seat to someone who is not. Help your friend move. Drive your sister to the airport. Make sure drunk people have a safe ride or walk home. Pet-sit for your coworker. Participate in a meal train. Volunteer in your area. That’s what friendship and community is about.

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

fuck like a green onion

w-wait, what? you finally got me pinned and you’re sparing me?? why!! are we not true rivals? do you not think id look pretty enough gasping around your blade as you twist it into my flesh??

stretching a computer pelt on the tanning rack and scraping all the data off

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

The concept of modern AU Jaime Lannister is too absurd to exist with any fidelity. What if LeBron James killed the president and then kept on hooping for fifteen years?

Show daddy that nice picture again