Class Arachnerda of the Order of Araneae Day

You need to feed your long-distance cat. You need to buy her delivery no matter how expensive the fees are. You need to give her treats. You need to pick up when she calls you at 3 am in the middle of the night when she's lonely and wants attention. You need to buy her a large fry and 20 piece nugs

My paypal is open

Matcha parfait

i put the dollgirl in the terrarium and the lizardgirl in the dollhouse and soon enough the dollgirl started hunting insects and the lizardgirl started dressing up

eggo lalala

duct ape

knuckle tats that say "oupp yfag"

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

i don't think bodily autonomy for minors should be a luck of the draw type thing where you have to cross your fingers that your parents are chill about it.

everybody say i love you black trans women

deeply unserious animal

That thing is straight-up a BUG

Why do you have this thing

Our commune kind of has a "solarpunk" vibe, in the sense that we are kicking dogs

You can actually enhance or even fix a large amount of character designs all across the world by adding body fat percentage and/or body hair. Don't they teach this in schools? What the hell?

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

princess attempts most obvious instant loss of all time asked to leave the maid quarters

anyone else feel like a very maladjusted young alien girl child wearing the skin of a grown woman