Ready to commit deicide.

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

OMG SECONDO CLIPPPPPP!!!

im in so much physical pain i might died

the stingray

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

the masculine feminine and frankly universal urge to become a massive fucking dragon

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse