just a pile of trash

fighting game heritage post

happy pride to all the red x blue ships out there. may they keep torturing us to the end of time.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

he should change his name to stevens good advice

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert