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i'll fucking do it but christ alive

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

Oh gods-

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

Spraying this post with dodgeball repellent